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Lately I've been saying a few words before we get started, and tonight will be no exception.
*boos from the audience*
>:-( Hmmm... I was mostly going to comment on the audience and mention how much we appreciate them, but I'm not so sure now.
AWWWWWWW!
Fine. Just you think about that next time you want to boo someone. That's supposed to be saved for Staudie.
*Staudie enters* Hey boss!
Um, Staudie... what exactly are you dressed as?
iamanundertaker, and I brought a coffin with me. Get it? It's like, funny and stuff.
You're making fun of our guest's name? That isn't very nice.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
What did I do???
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*someone throws a bucket*
Hey, now that's my idea of a good audience. Thanks!
Good? They're getting ugly!!!
Yeah, I noticed. Especially that lady in the front row.
*one single BOO!* HAHAHAHA!
I don't think that's a lady... HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh. Well, anyway, I do appreciate you, more or less, so let's take a moment to put all of you on the air, I'm sure it'll be the highlight of your otherwise pathetic lives.
Hinckley: You might have seen me on this show before, I've actually been on several times, I'm very important to the show.
Knight: Oh, I didn't know, I've been busy lately.
Well, let me tell you ALL about it!
Uh, ok...
YAAAAAY! HEY! Did he just insult us? BOOOO!!!!!
They aren't too bright. You have relatives visiting tonight?
I don't understand.
Yeah, that must be it.
Ok, that music means it's time to start the interview.
I don't hear any music... *wacko*
START THE INTERVIEW. >:-(
Now I hear it!
Hey everyone, let's give our guest a big hand!
That isn't funny.
What?
He has a mechanical hand, it isn't funny to make fun of that.
I wasn't making fun of his ... huh? He has a what? I just thought he dressed funny.
Look who's talking. Now that you've insulted the guest, might as well start the questions and finish him off.
Q. Iamded, wazzup with that name-tag? That goes for the SigFig aswell...
A. My name? Well, I was really bored one day, and I was searching for those addicting online games, you know the type. Anyway, I stumbled across one called Zwok. I knew I wouldn't be any good, and would die before all the other players. So a fitting name tag would be I Am Dead. But that was stupid. IAmDead? No. iamdead. I like that, but it still looks kinda weird. iamded, perfect! And a tasty 6 letters long! :-D
As for my sig-fig, nothing extremely unusual. I was searching for cool torsos in my box of minifig parts, and came across Jet's one. Rock Raiders was my favourite theme, and even though Jet was a girl, her torso looked cool, and with matching pants, a stylish head that no one else was using, and brown hair, I was done. Of course there's the robot arm too. That came from my character in the TIE Army. I had a robot arm, so it was only fitting my sig-fig had one too.
*starts humming 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'* Er, sorry.
*one boo from the audience ... again* HAHAHAHA!
Well, I didn't really mean you again, but...
Q. How long where you into lego? Plan on continuing?
A. Well, I guess I always was into Lego. I had Duplo when I was little, and I guess I just moved onto Lego with out realising. I remember getting TV Chopper twice, so that must have been one of my first sets, when I was about 6 I guess. Ah, I'm rambling. To cut it short, I always have been into Lego, and we know the Castle line will go until 2009 at least, so count me in until then! Really though, I don't see me quitting Lego any time soon. When the Castle line ends, a new theme I love will pop up, and I'll collect that.
Q. Lair Pics!
A. Thanks to dragonator for getting me those awesome posters!
First up is my room.
Then the lounge/my building area.
That's my tub of Lego. Normally it's full, but for the past few years I've been sorting the pieces. I'll finish one day.
And my upcoming MOC, a life size cat! No, that's my cat Smudge. Unusual name, I know. This is my photo area, which I still haven't cleared from photographing my Ork base. You may recognise it from Redman's reviews, my latest MOCs, the below photo. :-P
Q. So, what are your top 3 favourite sets?
A. Royal Knight's Castle. My first Castle. :'-) And my first skeleton, glow-in-the-dark ghost, horses, etc...
Rock Raiders HQ. I never did get my hands on this wonderful set, but I spent hours staring at the pic in the catalogues. I recognise a bunch of stuff in there from the videogame too. :-D
And finally, King's Castle Siege. I hadn't seen a Castle that good since, well, look up a few lines. X-D
Q. And your favourite theme?
A. Rock Raiders. Most definately. I loved that theme, and got as many sets as I could (7, 2 of them being doubles) on 10 bucks a month. X-D
An underappreciated, but not particularly bad theme. Still, has anyone else noticed that LEGO seems to have this idea that humans are supposed to go places and steal things, then fight the native inhabitants of the place because they're bad for trying to stop them? Can anyone say Mars Mission?
MARS MISSION!
Who said that? Show me the audience again...
... I was in school at the time and I really wanted to ...
Uh huh...
Q. What is your opinion on BatBrick?
A. Batbrick's your average friendly stalker. We first met when he began stalking me repeatedly, then we started pm'ing each other. Now we're good friends, giving each other a healthy dose of whackings. Actually, I haven't whacked Batbrick in a while...
There we go. X-D
From last week's interview, he does a good enough job whacking himself. :-P
Q. Ye know he asked for you to be next, right?
A. I do now! Thanks buddy! :'-) Actually I'm sure I read that... or maybe I just hoped I read it because I secretly always longed to be interviewed. X-D
Just as an editorial note, that's the best way to do it. Secretly long to be on. Don't write and ask me. Don't keep pestering me. It's an absolute guarantee that you'll never get on. Learn from iamded, he did it right. Or else.
Q. How do you think TLC is going this year?
A. Brilliantly. We get a Cafe Corner style builing, with an interior. We get trolls and what-not for my beloved Castle line. We get Indiana Jones and that great Fedora. And we get that awesome fork-lift in that Cargo truck set. X-D I for one think TLC is doing mighty fine. *y*
Oh yeah, and then there's what's to come. Super Castle Chess Set, Castle Battle Packs, Castle Advent Calender... *wub* *wub*
Yay, LEGO Group! *wub*
Q. *Tapdanceing Zombie Yoda runs by* Right... Is he with you? No? Security!
A. Zombie Yoda? No, I just brought along the normal zombies... you know, to keep Larry the Pikeman away...
Q. What is your best IRL Lego moment?
A. Hmmm.... good question. Christmas. Every Christmas. There's always one big Lego set I want each year, which I can't afford after spending all my money on building a Castle army, and Christmas is the time I always get the set, which I finally get to add to my collection/display. *wub* Also, in the school holidays when I get to go down to Wellington and catch up with dragonator, or he comes up here, and we build, discuss, play with, and buy Lego! It's great having a friedn you loves Lego as much as you do! X-D
Q. Best EB moment?
A. Being interviewed. I makes me feel special. X-D And maybe, though I didn't realise it at the time, the first time I saw Batbrick's post directly after mine, with that classic stalker sign-off. :-D
Q. If TLC made a new theme/set what should it be?
A. What happened to 'No "whack a EB member" sets please'? Without that, I could say:
"A giant set with every EB member's sigfig, each armed with some sort of whacking utensil!"
But I won't. :-P I reckon, as I'm currently undergoing a lack of creativity, some sort of Rock Raiders - Castle hybrid, like an expansion of the Dwarves, full of inventors and gadgets and crazy mining machines. With a Steampunk feel to it, definately. And I'd like normal sets to have some nice greebles too, not just the UCS sets. So we could get crazy Dwarven Steampunk mining machines, packed with greebles and those lovely shiny crystals. I know this would never happen, but still, one can dream... *thought cloud appears over iamded's head, packed with every single EB member's sig-fig whacking the snot out of each other!*
*thought cloud appears over imperialshadow's head, packed with every single EB member's sig-fig whacking the snot out of Staudie*
*thought cloud appears over Staudie's head, but it's empty*
*audience laughs*
... so, that's when I got into acting, with my first big part being ...
Huh? What? Where am I? *sad*
Q. amiannoying? Yes Im making fun of you. Live with it. :-P '
A. Oh, I get it. It's a parody of iamded. amiannoying. Hehe. I'm sure I have your head in my minifig box somewhere... where'd that giant troll go... what? I don't have your head in my box of minifigs? You're lucky I haven't finished sorting yet. I'll have to use your stunt double instead. |-/
Does that answer your question? X-D
Nope. Perhaps you need to do that again. ;-)
Q. Who is next on the gravy train into the asylum? (Next interviewee?)
A. Well, I was gonna say you, but then I remembered you've already been done. So, I'm gonna go ahead and say... Dragonator! (Shock, surprise, complete unexpectedness!) It's only fitting.
Looks like that about wraps things up for this episode, thanks for joining us!
It's been a real pleasure. Peace.
You know, you haven't been such a bad audience after all. Oh heck, show the audience again!
That's pretty much my story. How about you, come here often? Hmmm... :-/
Well, that's not going to improve attendance. :-|
At least one good thing came out of you dressing like that tonight.
What's that boss?
You can clean up the mess in the audience.
Aw, man...
Doot de doo... *Staudie whistles while he works*
*camera fades*
Great interview... and I really like the audience joke. 
(I have two of that chopper too!)
