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218 replies to this topic  – Started by Zorro , Jul 29 2009 12:47 PM

#176 Commander Red Hat

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 07:54 PM

View PostJoey Lock, on Aug 11 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

It would be against the rules in this contest since your a participant.  :thumbup:

Boy you must have a big red billboard in front of your face.  :pir-sceptic:
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 07:56 PM

View PostJoey Lock, on Aug 11 2009, 02:45 PM, said:

It would be against the rules in this contest since your a participant.  :thumbup:

Oh no! Oh no! Joey! You committed a GRAVE error!

YOU USED "YOUR" INSTEAD OF "YOU'RE"!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A FOOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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P.S. I think that was a pretty good impression of you, eh?

#178 Joey Lock

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:13 PM

View Postmartinsuper, on Aug 11 2009, 08:56 PM, said:

Oh no! Oh no! Joey! You committed a GRAVE error!

YOU USED "YOUR" INSTEAD OF "YOU'RE"!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A FOOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Super

P.S. I think that was a pretty good impression of you, eh?
Thats actually a pretty good impression except for all the "HAHAHAHA, WHAT A FOOL" because ive didn't call anyone a fool or laugh extremely hard at someone.

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Long live the noble King,
God save the King:
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the King.

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#179 Commander Red Hat

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:21 PM

View PostJoey Lock, on Aug 11 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

Thats actually a pretty good impression except for all the "HAHAHAHA, WHAT A FOOL" because ive didn't call anyone a fool or laugh extremely hard at someone.


Oh no, another error. And that for a real English person.  :pir-hmpf_bad:  :pir-tongue:
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#180 Joey Lock

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:26 PM

View PostCaptain Blue Hair, on Aug 11 2009, 09:21 PM, said:

Oh no, another error. And that for a real English person.  :pir-hmpf_bad:  :pir-tongue:
Have you ever been to England nowheredays? No one speaks true English anymore.

Ill give you a little country quiz:
1. What does Apples and Pears mean?
2. What does Barnet-Fair mean? (Got something to do with you)
3. What does Bird-lime mean?
4. What does Lath-and-plaster mean?
5. What does Hampton Wick mean?
6. What does Hampstead Heath mean?
7. What does Khyber pass mean? (What someone may call you  :pir-grin: )

Once you finished those without using the internet, come back to me.  :thumbup:

Edited by Joey Lock, 11 August 2009 - 08:28 PM.

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God save the gracious King,
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God save the King:
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the King.

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#181 Commander Red Hat

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:29 PM

View PostJoey Lock, on Aug 11 2009, 09:26 PM, said:

Have you ever been to England nowheredays? No one speaks true English anymore.

Ill give you a little country quiz:
1. What does Apples and Pears mean?
2. What does Barnet-Fair mean? (Got something to do with you)
3. What does Bird-lime mean?
4. What does Lath-and-plaster mean?
5. What does Hampton Wick mean?
6. What does Hampstead Heath mean?
7. What does Khyber pass mean? (What someone may call you  :pir-grin: )

Once you finished those without using the internet, come back to me.  :thumbup:


It's nowadays.  :pir-tongue:
And it isn't about if i know, this was about you, dear old chap.
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#182 Commodore Hornbricker

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:30 PM

OK children.  I am older than both of you and its time for a time out  :grin:

Seioursly though...Admiral B just posted a MOC of a guy trying to get it on with a horse and you two just go on with your fued like it didn't even happen.  That is what I call focus and dedication! Possibly boardering on the sick and creepy though...I am not sure what is sicker...your fued or the last MOC...though I am pretty sure its the guy who came up with the the redcoat on horse idea.  :pir-laugh:  

Finally...Is anyone keeping count?  I am pretty sure the Bluecoats have killed, tortured or injured more horses in their MOC's than they have redcoats...What's up with that? :pir-cry_sad:
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#183 Joey Lock

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:38 PM

View PostCaptain Blue Hair, on Aug 11 2009, 09:29 PM, said:

It's nowadays.  :pir-tongue:
And it isn't about if i know, this was about you, dear old chap.
Just answer the questions.  :pir_laugh2:

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#184 martinsuper

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:39 PM

Please don't answer the questions and just keep it to MOCs. This is actually getting real old now Joey.

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#185 Joey Lock

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:45 PM

View Postmartinsuper, on Aug 11 2009, 09:39 PM, said:

Please don't answer the questions and just keep it to MOCs. This is actually getting real old now Joey.

-Martin
You can talk.  :pir-hmpf_bad:

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God save the King.

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:07 PM

View PostAdmiral Béjaune, on Aug 11 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

He was unarmed, he ran away like the little b*&^h most redcoats are.

That's why he ripped the turny thing off and pegged that bluecoat fool.  You can't honestly say that a redcoat with facial hair would be scared of a bluecoat with a wimpy face like this :classic:

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 09:24 AM

Stop talking, keep on shooting!

I have a special surprice for the blue pest this evening...

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:06 PM

:pir_mad: So the redcoats are cannibals...interesting...doesn't surprise me

original idea, 1 image can say just as much as 4 :pir-classic:
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#189 Commander Red Hat

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:40 PM

You don't think we are really gonna fall for that one do you?  :pir_laugh2:
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#190 General Armendariz

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 07:23 PM

Nice try :pir-hmpf:

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 08:35 PM

Maybe he forgot to mention its all you can eat horse night.   Bluecoats...Its what's for dinner!
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 10:34 PM

First I have to say that this is a late entry, it should be postet Monday, but I'm way out of schedule. So no matter if you gimmi points or not - just enjoy (if you are a redcoat).

This is the Bluecoat Barbecue:

After reading the sign, the bluecoats were so exited about the party, they immeadetly went for it. Everybody.

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Because of their very special navigation abilities, the have to hold hands to not get lost ...



The party was arranged to meet all the bluecoat needs: Snails, snakes and rats as much as you can eat, cheap wine, Export Beer,  

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and high level cultural programm - for bluecoats

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As we forseen it, things went wild.

At the moment the Admiral declared his deep love to a fish, the showgirls sneaked away..

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Some bluecoats gave the snails guts back to mother nature,

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Sergeant Doofus had too much from everything and couldn't move one inch.

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The General and the Captain doing something  -  eh, eh - very special fun, while another Bluecoat - eh, errrr-  holds a Wiener.

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At this moment, TUEV attacked to whipe out this perverted scum.

While the Admiral suffocated from a French Kiss with a Hering and another soldier died from aspirating snail guts, "Whitch" performed her first Bluecoat Sushi,

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Boom made a Schaschlik from a guy who said something about her - normally nearly invisible - beard and used him to smash another big mouth.

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Finally, Trigger used her newly developed flamethrower to stop the ill-minded and totally perverted officers from their strange and unnatural behavior. And she cooked the guy with the -err, eeer - Wiener in his hands..

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Redcoats, I hope you liked it. Bluecoats, I hope you hate it ;-)

If Zorro wants to, we will see us in the next round....


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#193 Commodore Hornbricker

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 10:46 PM

WOW.  That was very funny and cool how you used some new ideas (pot belly guy and sushi dice).  You didn't pull any punches with this one!  Well done!
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#194 Joey Lock

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 10:50 PM

Man! The Ninja slice is awesome!  :pir_laugh2:

This is going to get those Bluecoats on the run! :thumbup:

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#195 Admiral Croissant

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 11:12 PM

REVENGE!

SO here I go:

My good friends General Armendariz and Captain Blackmoor came visiting me today, so I had to do something special. I always have a lot of Redcoats in the cargo hold so I decided to do something with them.

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 11:13 PM

Hehe, sweet revenge! Take that you pesky Redcoats!
Thanks for having a great time upon your ship. Next time you are my guest. :pir-wink:
Of course I have some Reddies ready to be screwed up! :pir-skull:

And I still like how your torso turned out... :thumbup:
We're almos twins there. :pir-grin:  But gosh, what an amazing day we had!

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 11:21 PM

And that my friends, is what happens if you drink too much.

Awsome work jansued :pir-classic:

Good work to you aswell YnyklY :thumbup:
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#198 Commander Red Hat

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 11:22 PM

KABOOM, i love exploding redcoats on a sunny afternoon, well done Y!  :thumbup:

And with that, team Blue thunder is ready for the voting, not missing one entry, not losing any points to the lack of organization skills.  :pir-sweet:

I am proud of my team!  :thumbup:
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#199 Captain Blackmoor

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 11:24 PM

Yes, yes yes O' dear Captain Blue Hair. You are the most confident leader of all. :pir_laugh2:

Seriously though, I think your team has done a great job with their entries. I wish you all the best at the voting! :thumbup:

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#200 Joey Lock

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 11:30 PM

View PostCap'n Blackmoor, on Aug 13 2009, 12:24 AM, said:

Yes, yes yes O' dear Captain Blue Hair. You are the most confident leader of all. :pir_laugh2:

Seriously though, I think your team has done a great job with their entries. I wish you all the best at the voting! :thumbup:
Where was I in that MOC?

And at least the Redcoats died for a cause instead of being tortured as prisoners of war.  :thumbup:

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