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Ways to hurt Jack Sparrow...

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Yeah, I know PotC MOCs go to Pirate forum, but these ones aren't pirate-related at all. It's no secret I don't like Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise - I've mentioned it before - and I hate the Jack Sparrow character - it's one of the most annoying movie characters I've ever seen. So... I decided to start this little thread here. Please note that I do this just for fun, I have nothing against PotC fans, or Johnny Depp, and I don't want to offend anyone. This is supposed to be a non-harmful way of me showing my dislike for that fictional character. Also note that I'm really glad LEGO released the PotC theme, as it provides us with great pieces useful for pirate MOCing, not to mention a certain minifigure for me to torment. :devil:

So let's start with the first picture where we see...

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... Mr. Jack Sparrow being shot in my version of a certain famous scene.

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^Jack Sparrow in the bathroom from SAW. If you've seen that movie you know this can't be any good.

(glad I still have this MOC in one piece)

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^Those who are familiar with the original Star Trek will hopefully understand this one.

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FATALITY!

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Perhaps the worst fate of all - a Jack Sparrow doll being played with by a young girl who's somewhat disrespectful to toys.

That's all for now, more to come!

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While my opinions of Depps portrayal of Sparrow and the PoTC series are the exact opposite, I love the different pictures of torment and unfortunate utter demise of Sparrow. You REALLY don't like him... I think I like your fatality one best, Sub-Zero is one of my favorite MK characters. Well done MOCs!

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Really nice - "Redshirt Sparrow" is my favorite, too.

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Ha! Very well done. The bathroom is really done well, and the red shirt Sparrow is a funny way for his demise.

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Ways to hurt Jack Sparrow, eh?

The Death of Jar Jar Jack Sparrow

A large playset full of dozens of different and unique ways to kill everyones hated character that we are sad to say is part of the Star Wars Pirates of the Caribbean saga.

This set includes:

-burning/melting chamber

-catapult

-spiky walls that close

-"disasemble" chamber

and most dealy of all:

-a screening room of non stop Jar Jar Jack Sparrow scenes.

Jar-Jar Jack Sparrow cannon set.

One Jar-Jar Jack Sparrow,

One cannon

Oh, and Jar Jar Jack Sparrow in Carbonite as well.

From this thread.

0000 2008: New X wing! As if we needed more!

0001 Summer 2008: Brand new X wing!

0002 2009: A rerererelease of that famous ship, the X wing!

Why, LEGO, why?

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Very funny ! :laugh:

Oh, wait you could have used his head for.....Battlefield Earth ! :laugh:

Though POTC stuff goes in the pirate forum, still the Star Trek shot will confuse the pirate guys and girls ! :laugh:

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I definitely found the Star Trek & Mortal Kombat ones the most immediately funny :laugh:

But like a few others, I actually like Jack Sparrow. Johnny Depp's other creepy characters not so much.

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Oh my god, the poor chap. I mean, SAW? Okay, fine with that. Redshirt? At least he'll know that he dies. shot by Indy? That's even cool! But.... bein' a toy in the hands of a girl that obviously wants to become a doctor later? That's cruel! (not to mention that it's very well built)

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i hope this becomes a thread like the singke pane funnies because all of these are hilarious and instantly recognisable... Good work :)

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Haha, nice one! Red shirt Sparrow is pretty damn funny. :laugh:

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Thanks for the comments! I'm glad you like them and find them funny!

As mentioned earlier, I have nothing against Johnny Depp, in fact I liked some of his OTHER roles... Speaking of one of which...

Sometimes all it takes to scare you...

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... is to see your own reflection in the mirror!

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Arggh, a geisha with knivehands! :tongue: :tongue:

I know you meant this to be Edward Scissorhands. Nice job on the hands.

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