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Hey, everyone!
Well, these next few chapters will ve rather short until we get into the action, but for now, here's a little
(Don't understand what's going on? Check out the profiles of the characters here!)
A good "Thwack!" should clear your head.
Day: July 5
Time: 10:47 AM
The outskirts of Salt Lake City
James was walking to Starbricks Coffee Shop, excited, and thoughtful, of what this mysterious man may turn out to be like. And just how did he plan on helping him get his job back?
Little did he know, that less than half a block away, two men were waiting for him to walk past.
Waiting... Or stalking?
"Lionel, you know what to do," said the man in the brown jacket.
"Got it, do I kill him? Or just knock him out?" said the other man.
"Por qué tengo que trabajar con estos idiotas?!"
"Er, what?"
"Nothing, just hit him with the shovel, dang it!"
"Right."
James continued his walking to his destination, which, unfortuneatly, he won't ever reach.
*James singing* "F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit Report.com baby, saw their ads on my TV..." (
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*James humming* "Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm..."
*THWACK!*
"YEOWCH!"
James fell to the ground.
"He's out cold."
"Good work, Lionel. There may be a raise in your future."
"Oh goody!"
As James was knocked out, he was dreaming... of nightmares.
(Here's some little extras I made for you guys.
)Suddenly, James awoke in an all white room... well, we aren't really sure if it's a room, or if he's dead. You decide!
"Where am I?"
"Not too sure."
"GAH!"
"Relax. We're here to help you!" said the man in the funny brown Robin Hood-esque hat.
"Who are you?"
"The name's Hinckley, and this is ImperialShadows and Striker."
"Hey, uh, Striker, you know, you look familiar..."
"I get that a lot."
"James, come with me," said Hinckley.
"Get on."
"What?"
He pointed to a stretcher.
"Get on."
"Alright."
"Hey, Hinckley, am I dead?"
"Not yet..."
"... But you will soon."
"What's the crossbow for?" asked James.
"...We're not really sure." said the silly pirate by the name of ImperialShadows.
*WHIIIIIIIIR*
The chainsaw was up and running, and menacing.
"Just close your eyes and think of Eurobricks."
"Wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!"
*splurt!*
"Lionel, I think you killed him."
"AAAAAAAAAGH!! STOP RIPPING OUT MY GUTSssss..."
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All will be understood in the next chapter.
Thanks for reading.
-Striker
