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157 replies to this topic  – Started by Zorro , Jul 30 2009 04:25 PM

#26 frontbeast

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 09:28 AM

just waiting for the next attack from the red coats. so i have something to laugh about

atually shouldent there bee a red one by now.....
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:03 PM

View Postfrontbeast, on Aug 1 2009, 10:28 AM, said:

just waiting for the next attack from the red coats. so i have something to laugh about

atually shouldent there bee a red one by now.....


They should in deed hurry up, or lose more points.  :jollyroger:
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#28 Zorro

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:12 PM

Hurry up! And judges, take everything into account!
PM me for assistance if needed!

#29 Joey Lock

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:06 PM

View PostZorro, on Aug 1 2009, 07:12 PM, said:

Hurry up! And judges, take everything into account!
PM me for assistance if needed!
Calm down, It took me a long while to transfer the pictures to my Laptop.

Anywho, Here it is:
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We encountered a Shipwreck and found a suspicious barrel. We have left to intercept.
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God save the gracious King,
Long live the noble King,
God save the King:
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the King.

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#30 General Armendariz

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:11 PM

Well played Joey Lock, well played capturing me, the seakyiest of the group...But! You did not try to search my pant pockets. Therefore I shall be escaping with my trusty skakal key :pir-devil:

#31 Joey Lock

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:15 PM

View PostGeneral Armendariz, on Aug 1 2009, 09:11 PM, said:

Well played Joey Lock, well played capturing me, the seakyiest of the group...But! You did not try to search my pant pockets. Therefore I shall be escaping with my trusty skakal key :pir-devil:
Whislt burning, In a oven that shall be closed. With a Cook who has a Axe and Cutlass. In a room protected by Soldiers, On a ship full of crew.

Id like to see you try.  :pir_laugh2:

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:40 PM

View PostJoey Lock, on Aug 2 2009, 06:15 AM, said:

Whislt burning, In a oven that shall be closed. With a Cook who has a Axe and Cutlass. In a room protected by Soldiers, On a ship full of crew.

Id like to see you try.  :pir_laugh2:
You'd be suprised - you should see what he gets up to in the Shipyard!

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:48 PM

Excellent entry!  Brings new meaning to casked beef even though we all know Bluecoats taste like chicken...since that's what they are....CHICKENS!!
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:11 AM

View PostStash2Sixx, on Jul 30 2009, 11:17 PM, said:

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I like your entry Stash.   :pir-classic:

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:24 AM

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 04:00 AM

Uh Joey Lock how could General Armendariz hat defy gravity by staying on perfectly when he's upside down? I'm just wondering, Please don't throw me in the oven too...

#37 General Armendariz

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:26 AM

View PostBlack Rabbit, on Aug 1 2009, 10:00 PM, said:

Uh Joey Lock how could General Armendariz hat defy gravity by staying on perfectly when he's upside down? I'm just wondering, Please don't throw me in the oven too...
I am a magical person :pir-wink:

As I was saying I did manage to escape and kill ALL of the guards and escape. So while I was leaving I felt a sudden urge to pee and
I came across the place were the redcoats sleep. I saw that some idiot left his window open so...
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I crawled in and......

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I pissed on him :pir-grin: I peed on every redcoat in that room including Joey Lock for capturing me :pir-skull:

I called some of my friends to enjoy the moment
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And I left back to my base.

Take that Redcoats!

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:10 AM

hi hiii, and the red coat prbably just thinks hes being soaked in brandy :pir_laugh2:
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:00 PM

Yeah we piss on Redcoats!  :pir_laugh2:

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#40 Joey Lock

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:50 PM

Firstly, What did you kill the guards with?

Secondly, How did you get out?

Thirdly, Why would there be one random window in the ship?

And I was not on the ship! Ah ha! Remember, Me and Houndblower were on the small Rowing boats as we left for port!

And where did you get your clothes from? We burnt them before we placed you in the oven?

And how the hell did your men get onto my ship? I have like 50 Marines, 200 Crew and 144 Cannons. You wouldn't get close.


Mabye your next MOC could be the story of how you managed to escape. Id like to see the logical solution... :pir-sceptic:

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:56 PM

Now thats funny! Great job :pir_laugh2:

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:50 PM

View PostJoey Lock, on Aug 2 2009, 01:50 PM, said:

And how the hell did your men get onto my ship? I have like 50 Marines, 200 Crew and 144 Cannons. You wouldn't get close.
Like he said, he is a magical person... :pir-vader:


I totally approve the way you're dealing with 'em Armendariz! No need to waste bullets on them.

Let me say something to the Reddies:

IN UR FACE! litterally...

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#43 Joey Lock

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:05 PM

View PostCap'n Blackmoor, on Aug 2 2009, 03:50 PM, said:

Like he said, he is a magical person... :pir-vader:


I totally approve the way you're dealing with 'em Armendariz! No need to waste bullets on them.

Let me say something to the Reddies:

IN UR FACE! litterally...

Seriously, you spelt your whole insult wrong. So it’s not really an insult, it’s just a plain failure.

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Tut, tut, tut... :pir-sad2:

As you said:
In ur face! litterally...

It should be:
In your face! Literally...

Bluecoats cannot spell to save their lives...Literally.  :pir_laugh2:

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 05:06 PM

We make it easy to read so even the Redcoats are able to understand it. I can also spell it for you if you want. :pir_laugh2:

AND, English isn't my native language. I doubt if you speak Dutch as good as I do. :pir-tongue:

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#45 Joey Lock

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 05:17 PM

View PostCap'n Blackmoor, on Aug 2 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

We make it easy to read so even the Redcoats are able to understand it. I can also spell it for you if you want. :pir_laugh2:

AND, English isn't my native language. I doubt if you speak Dutch as good as I do. :pir-tongue:
I have no need to, Im a British Redcoat.
But heres a go anyway:
Is dit juist? Want als het gaat, ik lachen om u mijnheer. Want ik ben juist. Zo niet, heb ik gedaan moeten worden gecorrigeerd.

What about that?  :pir_wacko:

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 05:25 PM

View PostJoey Lock, on Aug 2 2009, 06:17 PM, said:

Is dit juist? Want als het gaat, ik lachen om u mijnheer. Want ik ben juist. Zo niet, heb ik gedaan moeten worden gecorrigeerd.

What about that?  :pir_wacko:

Um... right I guess... :pir_laugh2:

I translate that to English:

Is this allright? Because if it goes, I laugh around you sir. Because I'm allright. If not, I have done what had to be corrected. :pir-tongue:




This is getting off topic too... :pir-hmpf_bad:

Edited by Cap'n Blackmoor, 02 August 2009 - 05:25 PM.

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 05:47 PM

I agree, it is almost impossible to stay on topic with these threads!  :pir_wacko:
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 05:55 PM

NOW PINCH HITTING FOR LT. COL. THOK (who has gone on vacation but didn't tell anyone until after the contest started and since the rules don't say you can't be on multiple teams).....COMMODORE HORNBRICKER...

Take this you Bluecoat perverts!

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#49 General Armendariz

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:01 PM

I see you have found our weakness, but killing a little army of 13 will never do! unless you pull that trick 40 times :pir-hmpf:
Silly redcoats these small tricks will get old.

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:18 PM

View PostGeneral Armendariz, on Aug 3 2009, 07:01 PM, said:

I see you have found our weakness, but killing a little army of 13 will never do! unless you pull that trick 40 times :pir-hmpf:
Silly redcoats these small tricks will get old.

Hmmm.  Small trick.  I admit tricking Bluecoats is so simple it isn't really worth bragging about.  But come on...this from the Bluecoats that go around peeing and pooing on people!
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