Dragonator Posted January 21, 2012 Welcome to the inaugural EB Mafia Awards! After many weeks of deliberating, EB's finest have put together a small list of awards for the 2011 Mafia season. We've had some amazing games in the past year, filled with hilarity, backstabbing and cunning plans (but sadly lacking in the potato department...). These awards are extremely serious and should be highly prized; congratulations to the winners! Player Awards Most Improved Player - Peanuts Best Team Player - Cornelius Murdock Riskiest Player - Zepher Creepiest Death Scene - Hinckley in Belville Mafia, Peanuts in Baritones 3 Worst Lynch - Sandy in Bloodbrick II Best Failed Defense - WaterbrickDown in Baritones III Best Supporting Actor - Koilette the Fish (on behalf of Professor Flitwick) Most Retarded N00b - Ro87n Most Promising N00bs - Kiel, Pandora Strangest Implosions - Zepher in Baritones 3, Sok117 in Werewolf, TinyPiesRUs in Bloodbrick II Best (Questionable) Mafia Moment Ever - Cornelius Murdock blowing himself up in Baritones 3. Best Mafia Survivors (8 games): Shadows, Dragonator, WhiteFang Hosting Awards Consistently Inconsistent Award - def The "Push your megablocking bricks down!" Award - JimButcher Best Setting - Quarryman Special Awards Best Rectal Puncture - Pie in Bloodbrick II Most Absent Player that still wins far too many games - WhiteFang Most Dedicated Player aka Sitting on his cell instead of spending the night with his date - Hinckley The "oh, if Shadows says he's ok, he must be" Award - Dragonator The "WTF were they thinking trusting him?" Award - Shadows The Messiah (player who most innocently saw the good in everyone and got slaughtered for it) - Hinckley (JC 4 Life) Pretty Pink Bastard (ruthless bastard who killed the last one) - Ricecracker Honourary Fuckwit Award - Scouts for the Pelly Theory Most missed Mafia players - Kovacs, Arjay, Trexxen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandy Posted January 21, 2012 Wohoo, congratulations everyone! There's really a whole lot of deserved awards on this list, and I'm proud to have two of the Mafia School graduates from my own class getting the "Most Promising n00b" award. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorneliusMurdock Posted January 21, 2012 Yay! I'm honored to have won two such prestigious awards. I'd like to thank all the little minifigs who made this possible. Noble Stanley, silly Nika, and studly Cuxun. Oh and the hosts of all the wonderful games I've had the privilege to play in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Si-MOCs Posted January 21, 2012 Grats all.... definitely 'well' 'earned' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masked Builder Posted January 21, 2012 Congrats' you guys! Those awards bring up some memories... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricecracker Posted January 21, 2012 Pretty Pink Bastard (ruthless bastard who killed the last one) - Ricecracker Congratulations to everyone else, too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K-Nut Posted January 21, 2012 Congrats to all! I literally loled at best supporting actor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tamamono Posted January 21, 2012 Congratulations, everybody! 2011 has been an amazing year for EB mafia, and I hope 2012 will be just as good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 21, 2012 The Messiah (player who most innocently saw the good in everyone and got slaughtered for it) - Hinckley (JC 4 Life) I don't remember discussing this one! At least now I have another entry into my God Complex resume. Congratulations, everybody! 2011 has been an amazing year for EB mafia, and I hope 2012 will be just as good! Your guts should be on there somewhere, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted January 21, 2012 Honarary Fucktard Award - Scouts for the Pelly Theory You misspelled honorary... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteFang Posted January 21, 2012 Haha, thanks for the special award! A heartiest congrats to all of the recipients too. Lots of fond memories in many past games! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted January 21, 2012 These are some fitting awards. Congrats to the winners - can't wait to see what mafias and moments happen next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 21, 2012 You misspelled honorary... And I thought it would be the honorary Fuckwit award. Who is being honored by fucktard? It's supposed to be an award that honors Flickwit. Wah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waterbrick Down Posted January 21, 2012 It's like walking down memory lane, congratulations everyone. I look forward to this upcoming year and all it's hilarity, stupidity, and awesomeness in the next Mafia games. Might I suggest a peoples choice award/poll for most Memorable/Best (Questionable) Mafia Moment Ever, though Cornelius Murdock is definitely one of the highest candidates and I'm sure a ton of thought went into it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBoyWonder Posted January 21, 2012 What about DarthNihilus telling the Town Vigilante the whole of the Scum Teams Names? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimBee Posted January 21, 2012 Thanks for the award, I shall prize it forever. Congrats to everyone else who received an award as well. They really brought back some er... vivid memories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brickdoctor Posted January 21, 2012 Congratulations to all these excellent players! :thumb up: Though I can't really call Ro87n an 'excellent player'. But in general. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K-Nut Posted January 21, 2012 I think Pie deserves an award for best Mafia Death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted January 21, 2012 I think Pie deserves an award for best Mafia Death. Combination best mafia death and dumbest Day One ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peanuts Posted January 21, 2012 Oh, the memories. I had already forgot about some of these events, thanks for remembering me. And thanks for the awards as well. Dying like in Baritones is far easier when you at least can smile about it. Congrats to everone who won one of these awards, especially when reading about Koilette I had to laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagPiesRUs Posted January 22, 2012 Yay, I got an award! Not sure how I managed to pull it off though, since I didn't even play in Bloodbrick II, let alone implode in it. Congratulations to everyone else! There are some great awards there, you should all be very proud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepher Posted January 22, 2012 Maybe not playing was your implosion. Anyway, thanks for the awards! They are fun and a great way to look back at the year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Flitwick Posted January 22, 2012 Great idea guys! I'm already looking forward to this years awards; it'll be hard to top Ro87n's performance for 'Most Retarded N00b'. Best Supporting Actor - Koilette the Fish (on behalf of Professor Flitwick) Congrats to all! I literally loled at best supporting actor. Oh, the memories. I had already forgot about some of these events, thanks for remembering me. And thanks for the awards as well. Dying like in Baritones is far easier when you at least can smile about it. Congrats to everone who won one of these awards, especially when reading about Koilette I had to laugh. Holds dead fish up to ear. Koilette is delighted to hear your comments, and receive this award! Koilette would like to thank the people at 'Swish & Flick agencies' for all the help along the way, not to mention the love and support from her late husband, Poby! It's hard to imagine that about halfway through Bloodbricks II, I was actually worried that people would start to get really annoyed at my odd way of posting. And I thought it would be the honorary Fuckwit award. Who is being honored by fucktard? It's supposed to be an award that honors Flickwit. Wah! Whom? Are you trying to spell Flitwick or Fuckwit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 22, 2012 Yay, I got an award! Not sure how I managed to pull it off though, since I didn't play in Bloodbrick II, let alone implode in it. I tried to remember what you did in that game when I read that. All I could think was "Must've been bad, though I don't remember. It's not like him to implode. " Whom? Are you trying to spell Flitwick or Fuckwit? I don't even know anymore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipz Posted January 22, 2012 I vow to make this list next this year. Congrats to everyone who got an award! I look forward to seeing the backstories for all of these as I slowly crawl through the Mafia archives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites