jansued Posted August 2, 2009 Indeed we are, aren't the reds supposed to post today btw?Losing points...losing points...losing points... Just wait an hour - photos are on the way. JanSued Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jansued Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) Ambush! After we all hade to notice, that the bluecoats love to sneak into bedrooms instead of fighting like a man, it is time to give them a lesson. The Bluecoats tried in several attempts to get hold of the street to the harbor, but our brave Redcoats defended it. Then they Blue's took their finest engineers and scientiest and developed a new weapon - the half automatic Nordenfelt machine gun. But Redcoat HQ knew that they would be coming and send their brandnew special unit: TUEV (Team for unnecessary and extrem violence) and ordered them to ambush the ambush in the most brutal way. They prepared a street barrier and waited.... Lead by General Armor Homophil Hornblower (phhht...), the squad tumbled down the street -slightly intoxicated and sexual frustrated... TUEV waited above their heads for the perfect moment .... and then, suddenly to start the party. Yelling "We are red, we are white we are Lego dynamite!" throwing all kind of explosives into the canyon: Almost the whole squad was wiped out immeadetly as the explosives detonated and send a red wet rain of body parts all over the scenery. General Hornblower, brave as usual, coordinated the attack from the behind (phhht...) and cut of extremities of fleeing soldiers to keep up the morale. To mop up, the TUEV used some real sophisticated weapons: Finally, General Hornblower was stabbed from the back (phhht...) and another guy was literally stumped into the ground. The only survivor, Sergeant Doofus B. Hind, didn't get the whole picture and proceeded to fight the fake soldiers - where he encountered something called booby trap which ended his life and released him from the long and ugly nights in General Hornblowers private rooms. So, why did the Bluecoats step into this trap? Beside their obvious stupidity, the TUEV -members were unvisible for them - just because... .. they are females! Mrs. Eastwick, Callsign "Whitch" , shown here with her jetpack. Specialist for silent kills, Mrs. Trixie Lewis, Callsign "Trigger", Grandma of Mr. Isaac Newton Lewis and Inventor of some later family owned weapon creations, Ms. Annastasia Bolika, Callsign "Boom", Specialist for explosives and pure physical force. The survival rate of people teasing her because of her little beard is under 2%, so beware.. You will see more from them... Edited August 2, 2009 by jansued Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 2, 2009 Thats so freaking Awesome!!! Ninja Redcoats, Brilliant MOC! Take that Bluecoats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral M Posted August 2, 2009 Nice moc, even nicer story! Indeed, blues are kinda obsessed with seeing redcoat guys in their underwear, so even if they had taken prisoners there, they still wouldn't have been able to have any fun... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Blackmoor Posted August 2, 2009 I agree the MOC is built very nicely. The machine gun looks awesome. The Ninja's are also really cool. BUT: I thought Mr. Hornblower was a fanatic redcoat too! @ Joey Lock: Beware, my MOC is done and will be posted when I'm on turn... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Steve Posted August 2, 2009 I like the post....damn red coats.. However, I thought we are only supposed to be using 3 pics. Is there going to be a loss of points for using more pics? Or are the rest of us going to be able to use more pics? Again don't get me wrong I like the MOC, I would have preferred to use 4 or 5 pics for mine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 2, 2009 @ Joey Lock:Beware, my MOC is done and will be posted when I'm on turn... Am I supposed to be scared? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Steve Posted August 2, 2009 Nice Dr. Steve! My favorite so far. Truely grossest so far. You are hard core indeed. Thank You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jansued Posted August 2, 2009 3 Pics? Sorry, didn't get that. I'll do better... Regards, JanSued Operations Chief TUEV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Steve Posted August 2, 2009 3 Pics?Sorry, didn't get that. I'll do better... Regards, JanSued Operations Chief TUEV No Problem. Its far into the rules....Again I woud not mind it being a little bigger...5 or 6 pics might be better to tell a story, I would suggest that as a change for the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Green Hair Posted August 2, 2009 Blasted fools blew up Hornblower who was dressed up as a bluecoat because he secretly thinks we are awesome. 3 Pics?Sorry, didn't get that. I'll do better... Regards, JanSued Operations Chief TUEV No Problem.Its far into the rules....Again I woud not mind it being a little bigger...5 or 6 pics might be better to tell a story, I would suggest that as a change for the future. Let's wait and see what our moderator, mr. Zorro has to say about this shall we? I myself have no problems with. let's say up to 10 pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorro Posted August 2, 2009 Very good, up to 10 pictures, but DO RESIZE THEM accordingly! We have a lot of users reading these pages and we don't want to delay their loading times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martinsuper Posted August 3, 2009 I asked three times, and was told three times that if I used more than three pictures the MOC would not count and would be disqualified. So, now the rules change? Real nice. -Super Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 3, 2009 I asked three times, and was told three times that if I used more than three pictures the MOC would not count and would be disqualified.So, now the rules change? Real nice. -Super Its just the Rules dont like Bluecoats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commodore Hornbricker Posted August 3, 2009 jansued...that was one awesomely funny story! The gal beating the bluecoat into the ground with a club was terrific! Way to go! Yeah sorry Super...just take some more pictures! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martinsuper Posted August 3, 2009 Yeah sorry Super...just take some more pictures! So whats the point of the 14 page rules list, that took me longer to read than it did to build my MOCs? Can we just do whatever we want now? All I want is a tournament "official" to tell me if the rules count or if they don't. Because if they no longer count, I'm just going to do what I want. If they do count, then throw this out. I didn't make the rules... YOU DID HORNBRICKER. I shouldnt be the one who is mad, you should. We all know damn well that if I had done this, it would be gone in a about three seconds. Furthermore, what about those who already submitted their 1-3 picture MOCs? They have to compete under the rules, but their competition does not? No where am I saying this is a bad MOC. Its really quite fantastic actually, and my hats off to the skill behind building it. What I am saying is that everyone could have built more or better, but didn't have the opportunity. I mean seriously, we didn't even make it through the first round without shananigans? Honestly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commodore Hornbricker Posted August 3, 2009 So whats the point of the 14 page rules list, that took me longer to read than it did to build my MOCs? Can we just do whatever we want now? All I want is a tournament "official" to tell me if the rules count or if they don't. Because if they no longer count, I'm just going to do what I want.If they do count, then throw this out. I didn't make the rules... YOU DID HORNBRICKER. I shouldnt be the one who is mad, you should. We all know damn well that if I had done this, it would be gone in a about three seconds. Furthermore, what about those who already submitted their 1-3 picture MOCs? They have to compete under the rules, but their competition does not? No where am I saying this is a bad MOC. Its really quite fantastic actually, and my hats off to the skill behind building it. What I am saying is that everyone could have built more or better, but didn't have the opportunity. I mean seriously, we didn't even make it through the first round without shananigans? Honestly? The moderator has complete authority and he raised the limit to 10. The judges can take bribes and everyone is requested to be obnoxious. We've had more Vigs posted in a few days than we normally get posted in two weeks! Why would I be mad. The judges can deduct points for whatever they want...including whinning. Perhaps we should vote on what's more annoying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Green Hair Posted August 3, 2009 jansued...that was one awesomely funny story! The gal beating the bluecoat into the ground with a club was terrific! Way to go!Yeah sorry Super...just take some more pictures! So the redcoats need their woman to fight their battles, i knew they were weak, but this weak? @Super: let us use this advantage in future entries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commodore Hornbricker Posted August 3, 2009 So the redcoats need their woman to fight their battles, i knew they were weak, but this weak? Don't knock it till you try it! And you will notice that the Redcoat women deffinately didn't want to see the Bluecoat men in their underwear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jansued Posted August 3, 2009 So the redcoats need their woman to fight their battles, i knew they were weak, but this weak? Who is weaker? The one using women in war or the ones getting beaten, destroyed, killed by those three ladies? ;-) Monday is the next turn for the TUEV.... Regards, Jan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Green Hair Posted August 3, 2009 Who is weaker? The one using women in war or the ones getting beaten, destroyed, killed by those three ladies? ;-) Yeah but they had a time machine and got some modern weaponry, that is cheating! Blasphemy i tell you! Tournament moderator, do something about this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Bejaune Posted August 3, 2009 Somewhere in the middle of the ocean, Admiral Béjaune has sank a British ship with his newly built ship Sang Royale. A few Redcoats cling to the debris. What to do with them? A perfect time for the Admiral to use his newly taught punishment. Keelhauling! There is just so much one can learn from the Dutch. The art of Keelhauling: dragging a man under the boat along the keel and pulling him up on the stern. The barnicals on the hull tear and cut the mans flesh. On the Cathead you limey bastard! Better hold your breath! Now jump! Or I put a grapeshot in your head! ..... A few minutes pass as the Redcoat is pulled under the ship..... Pull him up... lets see if he has gotten any more red! Ah. I didn't know a man could could bleed so much.. Looks like this one didn't make it. What are you waiting for.. clean this blood up... Can't have this mess on my new decks! A few repeats of what happened above and the Admiral was out of Redcoat prisoners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 3, 2009 Yeah but they had a time machine and got some modern weaponry, that is cheating! Blasphemy i tell you!Tournament moderator, do something about this! You were the one who said: "This is the year 2009 Joey, do you still live in the past or something? " @Admiral: I can tell that is not a real Redcoat. A real redcoat would not obey a Bluecoat rule. They would be proud to die by a shot in the head. Also, Haha, He got blood on your ship Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral M Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) Great ship, Bejaune! The blood effect is good, so are the faces. lets see if he has gotten any more red! Actually, he got less red. Before he died, he strapped dynamite to the ship's hull. Should go off any minute now... Good luck! Edited August 3, 2009 by Admiral M Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Bejaune Posted August 3, 2009 @Admiral: I can tell that is not a real Redcoat. A real redcoat would not obey a Bluecoat rule. They would be proud to die by a shot in the head. Ah, but here is the thing... there is a chance of survival when being keelhauled. So would you want to get shot in the head and die.. or take that chance that you might live? Or is it just too much for you little brain to think about? Also, Haha, He got blood on your ship Better the blood of a redcoat than the blood of a Bluecoat. -Admiral Bejaune Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
