frontbeast Posted August 1, 2009 just waiting for the next attack from the red coats. so i have something to laugh about atually shouldent there bee a red one by now..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Green Hair Posted August 1, 2009 just waiting for the next attack from the red coats. so i have something to laugh aboutatually shouldent there bee a red one by now..... They should in deed hurry up, or lose more points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorro Posted August 1, 2009 Hurry up! And judges, take everything into account! PM me for assistance if needed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 1, 2009 Hurry up! And judges, take everything into account!PM me for assistance if needed! Calm down, It took me a long while to transfer the pictures to my Laptop. Anywho, Here it is: Captains Log 73: We encountered a Shipwreck and found a suspicious barrel. We have left to intercept. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Armendariz Posted August 1, 2009 Well played Joey Lock, well played capturing me, the seakyiest of the group...But! You did not try to search my pant pockets. Therefore I shall be escaping with my trusty skakal key Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 1, 2009 Well played Joey Lock, well played capturing me, the seakyiest of the group...But! You did not try to search my pant pockets. Therefore I shall be escaping with my trusty skakal key Whislt burning, In a oven that shall be closed. With a Cook who has a Axe and Cutlass. In a room protected by Soldiers, On a ship full of crew. Id like to see you try. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Zuloo Posted August 1, 2009 Whislt burning, In a oven that shall be closed. With a Cook who has a Axe and Cutlass. In a room protected by Soldiers, On a ship full of crew. Id like to see you try. You'd be suprised - you should see what he gets up to in the Shipyard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commodore Hornbricker Posted August 1, 2009 Excellent entry! Brings new meaning to casked beef even though we all know Bluecoats taste like chicken...since that's what they are....CHICKENS!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Gecko Posted August 2, 2009 I like your entry Stash. As a judge I am accepting LEGO and Eurobricks related bribes. So, anyone offering anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Wellington Posted August 2, 2009 I'll give you a menorah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProducePrincess Posted August 2, 2009 Uh Joey Lock how could General Armendariz hat defy gravity by staying on perfectly when he's upside down? I'm just wondering, Please don't throw me in the oven too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Armendariz Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) Uh Joey Lock how could General Armendariz hat defy gravity by staying on perfectly when he's upside down? I'm just wondering, Please don't throw me in the oven too... I am a magical person As I was saying I did manage to escape and kill ALL of the guards and escape. So while I was leaving I felt a sudden urge to pee and I came across the place were the redcoats sleep. I saw that some idiot left his window open so... I crawled in and...... I pissed on him I peed on every redcoat in that room including Joey Lock for capturing me :pir-skull: I called some of my friends to enjoy the moment And I left back to my base. Take that Redcoats! Edited August 2, 2009 by General Armendariz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frontbeast Posted August 2, 2009 hi hiii, and the red coat prbably just thinks hes being soaked in brandy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Green Hair Posted August 2, 2009 Yeah we piss on Redcoats! Nice one General, and well build too i must add. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 2, 2009 Firstly, What did you kill the guards with? Secondly, How did you get out? Thirdly, Why would there be one random window in the ship? And I was not on the ship! Ah ha! Remember, Me and Houndblower were on the small Rowing boats as we left for port! And where did you get your clothes from? We burnt them before we placed you in the oven? And how the hell did your men get onto my ship? I have like 50 Marines, 200 Crew and 144 Cannons. You wouldn't get close. Mabye your next MOC could be the story of how you managed to escape. Id like to see the logical solution... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Steve Posted August 2, 2009 Now thats funny! Great job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Blackmoor Posted August 2, 2009 And how the hell did your men get onto my ship? I have like 50 Marines, 200 Crew and 144 Cannons. You wouldn't get close. Like he said, he is a magical person... I totally approve the way you're dealing with 'em Armendariz! No need to waste bullets on them. Let me say something to the Reddies: IN UR FACE! litterally... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 2, 2009 Like he said, he is a magical person... I totally approve the way you're dealing with 'em Armendariz! No need to waste bullets on them. Let me say something to the Reddies: IN UR FACE! litterally... Seriously, you spelt your whole insult wrong. So it’s not really an insult, it’s just a plain failure. From the great words of Siegfried - Jun 15 2008: "Try to be clear and precise when posting and use correct grammar, spelling and punctuation. We do tolerate bad English as we are a site that welcomes users from all around the world, but we don't tolerate laziness. No l33t sp34k or "texting language". " Tut, tut, tut... As you said: In ur face! litterally... It should be: In your face! Literally... Bluecoats cannot spell to save their lives...Literally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Blackmoor Posted August 2, 2009 We make it easy to read so even the Redcoats are able to understand it. I can also spell it for you if you want. AND, English isn't my native language. I doubt if you speak Dutch as good as I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Lock Posted August 2, 2009 We make it easy to read so even the Redcoats are able to understand it. I can also spell it for you if you want. AND, English isn't my native language. I doubt if you speak Dutch as good as I do. I have no need to, Im a British Redcoat. But heres a go anyway: Is dit juist? Want als het gaat, ik lachen om u mijnheer. Want ik ben juist. Zo niet, heb ik gedaan moeten worden gecorrigeerd. What about that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Blackmoor Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) Is dit juist? Want als het gaat, ik lachen om u mijnheer. Want ik ben juist. Zo niet, heb ik gedaan moeten worden gecorrigeerd.What about that? Um... right I guess... I translate that to English: Is this allright? Because if it goes, I laugh around you sir. Because I'm allright. If not, I have done what had to be corrected. This is getting off topic too... Edited August 2, 2009 by Cap'n Blackmoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral M Posted August 2, 2009 I agree, it is almost impossible to stay on topic with these threads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commodore Hornbricker Posted August 3, 2009 NOW PINCH HITTING FOR LT. COL. THOK (who has gone on vacation but didn't tell anyone until after the contest started and since the rules don't say you can't be on multiple teams).....COMMODORE HORNBRICKER... Take this you Bluecoat perverts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Armendariz Posted August 3, 2009 I see you have found our weakness, but killing a little army of 13 will never do! unless you pull that trick 40 times Silly redcoats these small tricks will get old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commodore Hornbricker Posted August 3, 2009 I see you have found our weakness, but killing a little army of 13 will never do! unless you pull that trick 40 times Silly redcoats these small tricks will get old. Hmmm. Small trick. I admit tricking Bluecoats is so simple it isn't really worth bragging about. But come on...this from the Bluecoats that go around peeing and pooing on people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites