Fred Daniel Yam Posted January 7, 2012 Captain Goodendarte was a captain, than he took a bullet to the knee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 7, 2012 This is Nadir, and he thinks it somewhat strange that the statue was glowing... Wau-wa-wi-wah! A talking camel! You've never seen a glowing statue or a talking camel? How long have you lived out here? I do like how you have chosen to use some of your turban fabric to protect your neck from the sun. That is ingenious! How come I never think of this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted January 7, 2012 How come I never think of this? I think it's something to do with the color. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 7, 2012 I think it's something to do with the color. Of the turban? ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepher Posted January 7, 2012 My name is Ahmed Apu. You may all call me Mr. Apu. If you get to know me better, you may still call me Mr. Apu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted January 7, 2012 Of the turban? ... Of course with the turban! I very much enjoy the nice caramel orange shade of your sun-baked skin. In fact... He was an orange chef all hairy He made some chicken fritters He met a magic fairy Who left him all a dither And they lived happily ever after! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 7, 2012 Of course with the turban! I very much enjoy the nice caramel orange shade of your sun-baked skin. In fact... He was an orange chef all hairy He made some chicken fritters He met a magic fairy Who left him all a dither And they lived happily ever after! Oh boy! Constant poems or rhyming songs, or whatever you're doing, are so much fun! That won't get old at all. It'll be great to have you around until the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted January 7, 2012 Oh boy! Constant poems or rhyming songs, or whatever you're doing, are so much fun! That won't get old at all. It'll be great to have you around until the end. You're right...I should make them into plays! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eskallon Posted January 7, 2012 Ahoy-hoy folks! Captain Goodenarde, dontcha know? Terrible bit 'o weather, ay what? Never get this sort of thing back in good 'ol blighty, dontcha know. I say, Lieutenant Janus, where'd I put my blasted pipe tobacco? Captain, maybe you should sit down, we don't want you to end up on the floor with any wounds like back in Saipan, oops jumping a bit ahead in time it looks like... Must be the sand in my brain... Anyway, I the faithful yet careful and not to mention totally sexy Lieutenant Janus is here reporting for duty, along with my sack filled with sun tan lotion for myself and the captain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 7, 2012 *gets stung catching Scorpions* Ouch! Well, I caught a few and I'm ready to start frying them up. Good thing I keep spices in my utility belt. I may die by the time the meal is ready so can anyone suck the poison out for me? It'd be much appreciated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cecilie Posted January 7, 2012 Johnson Cox here, sorry I'm late, I was busy trying to decipher some of those hieroglyphs over by the statue. Oh my, Sheila, you look even more lovely with some sand in your hair . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fhomess Posted January 7, 2012 Ophelia Balls here. I'm sure that if I can get a look at the earth and any gemstones near the statue, that I'll be able to find a perfectly rational explanation for the strange happenings in here in the valley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuntin Posted January 7, 2012 Ishaq reporting in. Ready to carry bags, raise tents and put the kettle on. All for a fee, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waterbrick Down Posted January 7, 2012 Would you look at that, would you just look at that. What form, what grandeur! The way the arches have been so skillfully set into the facade, it is magnifient! Oh hello all, Penelope Farago of the Musee du Louvre in Paris here. Toulouse be a good chap and fetch some eclairs for us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 8, 2012 So, no volunteers to suck the poison out of my scorpion sting? I was stung in the balls so someone will get some enjoyment from sucking them! Granted, that someone is likely going to be me, but if we can get some mutual enjoyment here, that'd be fantastic. I'm looking at you talking camel... Your kind is known for being spitters. Would you look at that, would you just look at that. What form, what grandeur! The way the arches have been so skillfully set into the facade, it is magnifient! Yes, quite true my lady. Form! Grandeur! Glowing Eyes! Teeth! Moving jaw! Did it talk too? Evil abound...yippee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADHO15 Posted January 8, 2012 So, no volunteers to suck the poison out of my scorpion sting? I was stung in the balls so someone will get some enjoyment from sucking them! Granted, that someone is likely going to be me, but if we can get some mutual enjoyment here, that'd be fantastic. I'm looking at you talking camel... Your kind is known for being spitters. Well I never! Quite a prepostorous suggestion! ...but alright, if you do not mind returning the favour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rufus Posted January 8, 2012 Thanks everybody for confirming so quickly. We hope to have Day 1 up in the next few hours or so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rumble Strike Posted January 8, 2012 The pics of the valley are wonderful, and the character names are tres amusant! This'll be very fun to watch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K-Nut Posted January 8, 2012 The pics of the valley are wonderful, and the character names are tres amusant! This'll be very fun to watch Non, ils sont vraiment amusant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricecracker Posted January 8, 2012 So, no volunteers to suck the poison out of my scorpion sting? I was stung in the balls so someone will get some enjoyment from sucking them! Granted, that someone is likely going to be me, but if we can get some mutual enjoyment here, that'd be fantastic. I might've if you were about 8 years old... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 8, 2012 I might've if you were about 8 years old... Naturally... Wait, what? Oh, you're a priest... Well I was 8 years old once! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eskallon Posted January 8, 2012 I will suck these balls dry if the Captain requires me to! Now, who said something about wieners? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 8, 2012 With all this talk about penis and balls, I suspect some sluts might start showing up. Is there some weird professor around, talking about algebra, geometry and testicles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fugazi Posted January 8, 2012 Naughty Mehmet, why do you always have to bring up mathematics? Wait, I'm a Hoare, not a slut. Not to be confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted January 8, 2012 Wait, I'm a Hoare, not a slut. Not to be confused. What's the difference? Oh right...you charge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
