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  1. Heckz satisfyingly takes the eyes, ignoring the wraith as he haughtily walks to the Inn. Even if his brain capacity didn't allow him to comprehend what Annienal was doing, the harlot quickly walks to the Innkeeper with intentions to object. "Now, I don't know about you, Mr Muscular Smelterbed." He seductively winks. "But if a heavily armed, dreadful-looking mercenary walked into my inn, wanting to buy all my rooms, I'd have serious reason to distrust. Then again, with all these stories about the Wolfgang renting whole inns just to rob them dry going around, I'd probably also ban this certain hideous individual from ever entering my inn again."
  2. "I don't know if you noticed, Mister Quackskin and Mister Don't Touch Me, but as much as my raw strength is awesome in comparison to yours, I have no need for it in battle." Says Heckz, aggressively snapping at the two other men, or other man and other thing. "What I like to do instead is making my enemies slowly suffer in a wide-raging variety of pain and agony which was caused by my subtle blows." He distressingly brushes his dagger whilst giving the two an ill-natured scowl. "In conclusion, in the likely case that you haven't figured it out, I strongly suggest giving me the eyes before I scoop out yours!" Just saying it makes Heckz have to hold his stomach, which just threatened him with an abrupt release of previously ingested apple.
  3. Heckz bows before the Commodore with a smile. "It has been a rare pleasure to have fought alongside you your Commodorence." He stands back up, completely changing his stance and voice when addressing Althior. "The eyes are mine, unless someone wants them, in which case they are still mine."
  4. Heckz is astonished by the way the man had just turned into a flaming bird instead of dying. I need some alone time with him and a thorough lesson of his tips and tricks... Heckz impudently pushes Siercon back to be the first to strike the Will O The Wisp from the front row.
  5. Heckz rolls his eyes because of this comment and once again repeats.
  6. Heckz recoils at the feeling of blistering hot waves upon his skin and being powerless against it. "You better stop this now Mister Too Poor For Clothes! My tan is perfect as it is so end this or I'll show you how painful a minor infection can be!" Heckz attacks the one firefly from the front row.
  7. OoC: Sorry, I was incredibly busy yesterday. Heckz strikes at Battle Mob D from the front row.
  8. Heckz stands unamused. "Easy peasy," He logs a Seal Bomb from the back row. "Lemon... wheezy?" He says, unsure of how the saying goes.
  9. After the aged man stood up, Heckz realized he had no idea who this person was and hadn't registered him along the journey, even when the man had been shot. He downs a Nostrum. "Go burn somewhere else. It hurts my eyes."
  10. OoC: Heckz should no longer be blinded. When Heckz realizes that everyone was just standing around during his time of need and blindness he rolls his eyes and continues to pretend to read. Lazy halfwits...
  11. The new origin of the voice makes Heckz turn again as his false smile resurfaces his face. "Oh really? Well, they must be a letting anyone into Heroica these days if even the demented and delusional are allowed in. First thing I'll do after this is send a Z-Mail to my highly-influential friends at Salmanda to see if they have a cure for you." He then raises his hand to his chin, simulating a thinking expression. "Oh, wait, I just realized, I don't care." Annienal's interrupting voice is so irritating to him that he doesn't even bother to put up a smile or turn in the general direction. "Of course I'm glass and shouldn't be touching filthy stone like you. Now, do me a favor and remind yourself of the saying 'Shut up unless you are spoken to' before you make it any worse on my angelical ears, Miss Um."
  12. The harlot turns his head in the general direction where Darksten's voice came from. "Buy it? What do I strike you as, the common riff-raff? Or in other words, like you?" "Talk to me when you've got enough money to afford one of these, or a decent outfit. Then again, it's not like you are capable of even reading it." He says after having had completely avoided the question.
  13. After having had the pleasure of using the hex cast on him as an excuse to attempt an attack on the elven girl, Heckz takes out Begone with The Winds and pretends to read that instead, from the back row.
  14. Heckz takes out his Fifty Shades of Bley book and pretends to read it from the back row, even though his blindness is obvious.
  15. OoC: Heckz isn't immune to Blinded, so therefore he should be Hexed and Blinded at the same time.