An Unauthorized Look into the Life of Cecil B. Prosperous

[Rogue Angel]

PLEASE GET UP TO DATE ON THE PRIME MINISTER POST BEFORE READING THIS

http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=76234

It will make more sense.

Cecil B. Prosperous, resident of Avalonia, scoundrel, renegade and neer-do-well has had multiple run-ins with the law, and in the interest of transparency, the Society for the Incareration of Criminals Known (SICK) is providing this update as to his recent activity.

Cecil B. Prosperous is attempting to register as a candidate for the position of Mitgardian Prime Minister. We at SICK would like to provide the real story.

Item #1

Cecil B. Prosperous has claimed to possess or own a carriage, coach or luxury wagon. Cecil B. Prosperous has never legally owned any of these vehicles.

As shown in this picture, Cecil B. Prosperous was illegal inhabiting the carriage of a wealthy Mitgardian noble.

The suspect was pursued by the coachmen, who were unable to apprehend him.

The name of the Mitgardian nobleman is being witheld to protect the innocent.

Item #2

Cecil B. Prosperous claims to have partaken of this gourmet dinner. Cecil B. Properous has never retained the services of a cook or servant that has possessed the skills to prepare a meal of this quality.

As shown in this picture, Cecil B. Prosperous trespassed onto the property of another wealthy Mitgardian (name also withheld) and his presence was not immediately noticed by the private security force.

The suspect was again pursued by the private security, who were unable to apprehend him before he escaped the property.

Item #3

Cecil B. Prosperous claims to have empolyed accredited security professionals as bodyguards. Cecil B. Prosperous has never retained the services of legitimate security personell. He has been known to associate with mercenaries and other persons of a less than savoury reputation.

Cecil B. Prosperous was apprehended shortly after his criminal offenses shown above. He is currently incarcerated in a maximum security facility run by the govenment of Mitgardia. Charges have been filed against the suspect, and are being processed at this time.

Cecil B. Prosperous is not eligilble to run for the position of Mitgardian Prime Minister for two reasons.

1.) Only residents of Mitgardia are eligible candidates for the position.

2.) Individuals who are incarcerated at the time of the election are not eligible candiates for the position. (It is anticipated that Cecil B. Prosperous will be incarcerated for a minimum of 30 days, and a maximum of 20 years.)

[Dr Rod]

Ha!! Nice little story!!

[Legonardo]

hahaha! superb!

~Legonardo

[kabel]

Oh no, its this guy again!

[Kai NRG]

HaHaHa! I was wondering why a non-mitgardian was running, great story! Love the last picture especially!

[soccerkid6]

Great work Rogue Love the carriage and background in that scene Perfect facial expressions and posing throughout the story too

[Kayne]

I can't stop laughing! It feels so much like the political commercials we saw so much here in the USA up until a month ago!

[NiceMarmot]

"who were unable to apprehend him" -- Sounds like some Mitgardian nobles need to upgrade their private security personnel. Perhaps they should hire some Nocturnians for the job?