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Dan the Brickman

ToR - Pre-emptive strike!

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(This thread is just for fun. NOT an official entry. It also contains silliness,and use of smileys. You have been warned.)

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Frenchie: Sir! An enemy redcoat patrol has been spotted!

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Dan Brickman: How Dare they enter into our territory!

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Dan Brickman:Arrg, those lousy lobsterbacks! Prepare to repel the enemy, load the cannons!

Crew: Aye Sir!

:cannon:

Dan: FIRE!!!

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Frenchie: Direct hit sir! enemy annihilated!

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Dan: Woot! Victory!...mayhaps that will teach them a lesson! :pir-grin:

Frenchie: Aye sir, even if you dont got much fer whiskers, ya sure an excellent shot.

:pir-cry_sad: Dan: w-whiskers???

:pir-sad: ...

... :pir_mad: I have facial hair too ya know!!! so, you think Joey has a better beard too?? huh? traitor!

(End)

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It seems my facial hair (or lack of) has become a bit of a joke already here.... so, I went with it. cant beat them, join 'em.

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Very nice!

We get shot at all the time but still rule the seas, Like a little cannon fire will do anything... :pir_laugh2:

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Ok, here is my response to Joey, posted here to clear up the other thread....

It was cause your "Beard" didn't stop you from saying it, Thats why mine is better:

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:pir-sceptic: ...I have a beard...Its, ah, just pirate-y style...you know, kinda rough looking. Its very, pirate like! :pir-sceptic:

Oh! did you make me a sig-fig? :pir-blush: lol.

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Nice but it was obviously fake.

Us redcoats would never give up that easily :pir_laugh2:

Maybe I'll have to make a MOC of my own to teach you a lesson :pir-skull:

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So, you have officially broken the peace treaty by killing Redcoats! :pir_mad: You shall pay for this! :pir-skull:

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General Redwater

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So, you have officially broken the peace treaty by killing Redcoats! :pir_mad: You shall pay for this! :pir-skull:

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General Redwater

:pir-grin: No, you lobsterbacks were stupid enough to walk into my cross-hairs! lol. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

But wait! The worst is yet to come!

I'll have more stuff sooooon. :pir-sweet:

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:pir-grin: No, you lobsterbacks were stupid enough to walk into my cross-hairs! lol. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

But wait! The worst is yet to come!

I'll have more stuff sooooon. :pir-sweet:

I'm.......................I'm....................... pretty scared of what you are going to do to my sigfig. :pir-cry_sad:

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General Redwater

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I'm.......................I'm....................... pretty scared of what you are going to do to my sigfig. :pir-cry_sad:

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General Redwater

:pir-skull: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You should be! ...and... Im gonna wait a little longer for you to find out!

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:pir-skull: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You should be! ...and... Im gonna wait a little longer for you to find out!

I'll show mercy to you'r sigfig, if you show mercy to mine. Deal? :pir-sweet:

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General Redwater

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I'll show mercy to you'r sigfig, if you show mercy to mine. Deal? :pir-sweet:

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General Redwater

Perhaps you'll die quickly then?

...unlike some OTHERS, who will suffer! mwahahahaha!

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I'll show mercy to you'r sigfig, if you show mercy to mine. Deal? :pir-sweet:

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General Redwater

For a brave redcoat general, you seem like a narcissistic panzie.

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For a brave redcoat general, you seem like a narcissistic panzie.

I just noticed this, as I seem to have a blotch in my honor, I repeal my offer. I show NO mercy. :jollyroger:

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I just noticed this, as I seem to have a blotch in my honor, I repeal my offer. I show NO mercy. :jollyroger:

:pir-sceptic: So, your a narcissistic panzie redcoat, and you cant hold your end of the bargain?

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:pir-sceptic: So, your a narcissistic panzie redcoat, and you cant hold your end of the bargain?

I never said that, but let us continue our treaty making through the art of PMing.

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General Redwater

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(my reply from other thread, to keep from cluttering up the entry's)

A Bluecoat General that I consider a threat is, in my opinion, a respected general that does not deserve to be whacked. Which means since I respect you, as a general, I think you should not be embarrassed by whacking.

And yes, you should take that as an honor, there are only two other generals that have the same thing. :pir-classic:

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General Redwater

Well, i appreciate being respected, but I wouldn't hate anyone for using me in a comic for this thing. After all, thats what this contest is about, hmmm? I just hope they use the right face! :pir_laugh2: (and remember the cape!)

Actually, I did get you into mine, (Now if I'd just quit watching anime long enough to photograph it...)

My entry will be up in a day or 2...or 3. :pir-classic:

Actually, several Bluecoats and Redcoats guest star in mine!

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Well, i appreciate being respected, but I wouldn't hate anyone for using me in a comic for this thing. After all, thats what this contest is about, hmmm? I just hope they use the right face! :pir_laugh2: (and remember the cape!)

You want to be whacked? I gladly will. :pir-skull: So besides that, let's drop this deal/peace treating making, and get back to the contest. :pir-classic:

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General Redwater

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