Zepher Posted September 14, 2009 "Hey Baby", how about you make yourself useful and help the rest of us clean up the bodies, okay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Posted September 14, 2009 Ahem... sorry about that... We just got a new shipment in. It's this new thing called "Pop-Tarts". Would you like to try one? *takes out sword and stabs the package* Blasphemous items! These "pop-tarts" have obviously been sent by the devil! I recommend you burn the rest of these square items before we are all possessed! Its bad enough we have to fight these Dragons, but we will also have to fight the devil too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Posted September 14, 2009 "Hey Baby", how about you make yourself useful and help the rest of us clean up the bodies, okay? Wo-ow, girl! *head snap* Don't make me snap ma fingers in a "Z" formation! We already, like, had the buff gents *giggle* carry 'em away and Agnes and I so totally washed the floor. *curtsies* Y'all like, learn so quickly with the "hey baby" thang! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimBee Posted September 14, 2009 *takes out sword and stabs the package*Blasphemous items! These "pop-tarts" have obviously been sent by the devil! I recommend you burn the rest of these square items before we are all possessed! Its bad enough we have to fight these Dragons, but we will also have to fight the devil too! Ah! You had no idea how expensive those were! Eggs it is, but I suggest you not stab any more pop-tarts. :skull: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Posted September 14, 2009 Wait... we have a double diary? Yeah, like, totally, girlfriend! You must be confused, too, or something, because we were just bloggething on Ye Olde Facebook about it, like, yestermorning! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zepher Posted September 14, 2009 William, I forbid you to ever go near the maid. On another note, perhaps we should start to consider who are the dragons are. We don't have many leads, only the weapons they carry, and that they had acess to the west wing last night. Obviously Juliana Dufay was with her husband last night, and he was in the west wing. Were you staying in the west wing, my dear, or was your husband out for a walk? I know it's terrible to talk about, but we must get to the bottom of it. What about the other two victims. Did they have any relations who could have been in the west wing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Posted September 14, 2009 Ah! You had no idea how expensive those were! Eggs it is, but I suggest you not stab any more pop-tarts. :skull: Is that a threat kind chef? Expensive as they might have been, anything that looks like that, must have been sent by the devil himself. Did the delivery man have a pitchfork and horns? On another note, Beatrice has a point. How did those two monsters get past all of our guards? However, I think it's safe to say that they aren't here now, so anyone who wants to leave the hall must be accompanied by at least one guard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimBee Posted September 14, 2009 Is that a threat kind chef?Expensive as they might have been, anything that looks like that, must have been sent by the devil himself. Did the delivery man have a pitchfork and horns? No, no, not a threat, but I hear the King fancies these Pop-Tarts. Now that you mention it though, the delivery man did have a sort of reddish hue to his face. Dearly sorry about your loss, Dutchess Dufay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Flitwick Posted September 14, 2009 that they had acess to the west wing last night. Not nessisarily. They could've easily of broken in, I'm sure any of us could've. Though as you say, someone could have had a key to the armory... Without any leads, I suggest we should post-pone the voting for a while. And I'd love some toast if theres still some going... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alice Posted September 14, 2009 OH DEAR! My husband has been murdered.. what will I ever do? I was asleep when it all happened. I love my husband dearly! There are traitors! This alliance is the way to a better future and peace. Why would anyone not agree with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Escape The Fate Posted September 14, 2009 You cowards! Stop hiding in the shadows and come out and fight with honor! My men, Lieutenant Victor, our guards Richard, and Gilbert will do our best to stop the attacks, but its not going to be easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadows Posted September 14, 2009 But good Lord Ambassador, we mustn't let paranoia and suspicion cloud our judgment either. That is exactly what those minions of the devil want. I agree completely. It is a joy to hear such insightful wisdom coming from a lovely Lady, if I may be so bold as to say so. Excuse me for being so forthcoming, but I believe the first course of action we should take is to secure the safety of our kind and beloved king and queen. I can't help but to think that the Dragons want the throne for themselves. We mustn't allow that to ever happen, so those loyal to the king and the alliance must unite! YES! As you say, that would be wise, I shall place my escorts in the King's service immediately. So, m'ladies, I'll, like, totally bring you majesties over a chair and let you, you know, like, sit down, and I'll get Ye Olde Royale Makeup Kit so you can, like, do makeup. *curtsies* Sounds like witchcraft. Ahem... sorry about that... We just got a new shipment in. It's this new thing called "Pop-Tarts". Would you like to try one? More witchcraft! By the way, my name is Ethel, but you can just call me "Hey baby!" *giggle* Did I say witchcraft? Nevermind, baby! *takes out sword and stabs the package*Blasphemous items! These "pop-tarts" have obviously been sent by the devil! I recommend you burn the rest of these square items before we are all possessed! Its bad enough we have to fight these Dragons, but we will also have to fight the devil too! Yes, exactly, pop-tarts as they are calling them sound dangerous and look like something a fire breathing freak such as our attackers would appreciate. Down with the tarts that go pop! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Posted September 14, 2009 Yes, exactly, pop-tarts as they are calling them sound dangerous and look like something a fire breathing freak such as our attackers would appreciate. Down with the tarts that go pop! I agree Lord Ambassador, down with these pop-tarts! You cowards! Stop hiding in the shadows and come out and fight with honor! My men, Lieutenant Victor, our guards Richard, and Gilbert will do our best to stop the attacks, but its not going to be easy. Captain! *Salutes* I shall not let you down sir! I agree, it shall not be easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luke McAwesome Posted September 14, 2009 "Hey Baby", how about you make yourself useful and help the rest of us clean up the bodies, okay? How dare you! I put up with rude people like you all day, I clean up your filth, and this is how you repay me? *cries* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagPiesRUs Posted September 14, 2009 Oh dear, this is terrible news! It is horrible that people are trying to stop the progress that our beloved land has been making. I too am curious as to where Betty is, if she still lives I'm sure she'll be able to help us out in some way. But... that bothers me. Why didn't the evil-doers pursue her? It seems no one could escape this wrath, no matter how fast they ran. These poor, dead souls before us are unfortunately examples of this. She's not (seemingly) anyone among us, but then where is she? It seems that one of the hooded intruders did. We only saw one of them leave the castle too, perhaps the other is still loose in the west wing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricecracker Posted September 14, 2009 How dare you! I put up with rude people like you all day, I clean up your filth, and this is how you repay me? *cries* Shut up and clean. We don't need any of your crying about how you are being treated while doing your job when we have the Dragons to watch out for. Once we rid ourselves of the Dragons, then you can continue your whining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Posted September 14, 2009 How dare you! I put up with rude people like you all day, I clean up your filth, and this is how you repay me? *cries* Don't, like, cry, girl! We're all like, "Can I get y'all a chair, Ye Olde Witche?" all the time, and they're like, "OhEmGee, I'll just be a total jerk!" *butt flick* Uh-un! Y'all like, crossed the straw, or put on the, like, line that broke the mule's butt, 'cause when you make my girlfriend cry, it ain't good, sister! Like, girleth pwr all the way...eth! Did I say witchcraft? Nevermind, baby! You, like, call it what you want, 'cause I know you're totally heels over heads. *giggle* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Posted September 14, 2009 Alright, alright. Calm down. The last thing we need right now is a maid revolution. They'd throw buckets of water at us, and fight us with brooms. Not to mention the castle would get very dirty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Posted September 14, 2009 Alright, alright. Calm down. The last thing we need right now is a maid revolution. They'd throw buckets of water at us, and fight us with brooms. Not to mention the castle would get very dirty. Like, that would be totally Ye Olde Girle Power! You are so, like channeling the inner moi, hun! And that's, like, why we pay wet guards, oh yeah! *butt smack with Agnes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luke McAwesome Posted September 14, 2009 Don't, like, cry, girl! We're all like, "Can I get y'all a chair, Ye Olde Witche?" all the time, and they're like, "OhEmGee, I'll just be a total jerk!" *butt flick* Uh-un! Y'all like, crossed the straw, or put on the, like, line that broke the mule's butt, 'cause when you make my girlfriend cry, it ain't good, sister! Like, girleth pwr all the way...eth!You, like, call it what you want, 'cause I know you're totally heels over heads. *giggle* Thanks. Like, want to go on Ye Olde IM? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth_Legois Posted September 14, 2009 Holy Bagels! *goes back to the window to puke* just a second I'll be al-*pukes* agh. Sorry I uh can't take the smell of dead bodies. *sigh* I thought with the treat signed that peace would finally be restored. Well it does seem logical to lock ourselves in and fight these dragons or die trying, at least we'll probably go down in the History books for our heroic efforts if we failed. *wipes vomit from mouth* Anyone need anything? I'm Peter, at your service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luke McAwesome Posted September 15, 2009 *wipes vomit from mouth* Anyone need anything? I'm Peter, at your service. Oh, Peter, do you want me to go get you a washcloth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Svelte Posted September 15, 2009 The eye that mocketh the father and despiseth to obey the mother shall be pecked out by the ravens of the valley and eaten by baby eagles. Proverbs 30:17. And thus those who stand in the way of our goodly royal father, the King, and his just wife, the Queen, shall be pursued by us righteous Alliance-lovers and destroyed! Truly, this is a very bad business. When you have decided what to do with the bodies, I shall perform the last rights over their smited, charred remains. I shall exorcise the stench of blasphemy which hangs strong like roast meat in the air of our fair Castle! I shall pray for all our souls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth_Legois Posted September 15, 2009 Oh, Peter, do you want me to go get you a washcloth? How about you wipe me down...back at my quarters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Posted September 15, 2009 You two over there keep it in your pants! We have a ruthless gang of killers on the loose! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
