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Murder on the Emerald Express: Chapter 15

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Wait! Guys, I totally forgot to tell you, I'm the Queen of France, Rose is my chamber-maid, those dead bodies a while back were my father and favorite mime, and Lorraine is my secret daughter, whose father is Schmelt.

It's believable right? Becuase it's crazy.

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Look! It's junction #5 in the distance, and we're still climbing. I'm getting a funny feeling about this...

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Well I'm feeling pretty worthless right about now.

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Maybe you should post.

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No, that's okay, I've been busy with the Reviewers Academy and building all these great new sets!

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:wacko:

Meanwhile...

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So what are you going to do with me? :look:(clenching the railing on the rooftop tightly)

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Throw that boy off the train, before he causes more damage! If you're wondering what made him this way, it was his momma.

Beg'n the Mrs. pardon, HEleanor and Arin. I'm sure you two are fine ladies. :wink:

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After much climbing through the forest, the train begins to speed up, definately down hill. The crocodile passes switch #5 heading for a dark tunnel ahead. Just then, townies Charlie and Constable O'Reilly make the mistake of not ducking before being hit by the entrance to the tunnel. WHACK!

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Sorry Charlie...

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Whispers in the dark...

Now they know why we call 'em the "Danger Tracks".

The train enters the dark tunnel.

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Oh crap! I don't think we have any lights. :look:

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THIS is why I wanted to stay inside! :angry: Now we'll just be "Smith, & Co."! You've just lost me a WHOLOTTA money!

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Are... are they dead?

Well, I think we all know how this is going to end. Most everyone is going to die, specially now that we're in a dark tunnel. Can the townies please come into the cabin now?

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Are... are they dead?

Well, I think we all know how this is going to end. Most everyone is going to die, specially now that we're in a dark tunnel. Can the townies please come into the cabin now?

No, this is how it will end: townies die because the were on the roof, for some reason, and the paying customer lives happily ever after. :hmpf:

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Oh just duck like all the rest of us. You got a damn hard hat on. :angry: - trade you for a soft leather coyboy hat.

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Max, just let the complainer ride with you in the cabin. He's starting to work on our nerves up here.

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Just watch out for the old Johnson Rod! :laugh:

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Max, just let the complainer ride with you in the cabin. He's starting to work on our nerves up here.

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Just watch out for the old Johnson Rod! :laugh:

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Alright, now I know I'm dead. :laugh:I must have REALLY ticked you off...

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Things are looking worse and worse. Maybe this was a bad idea afterall.

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Things are looking worse and worse. Maybe this was a bad idea afterall.

You think?

I'm about to be killed, I'm sure of it!

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You think?

I'm about to be killed, I'm sure of it!

Shut up and die then. :hmpf:

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Shut up and die then. :hmpf:

Go roll a "dork" or something, HinckleParte Hernan. :hmpf:

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Go roll a "dork" or something, HinckleParte Hernan. :hmpf:

Hey, you! Why dont you just shut the hell up or I'll kick your @$$ so hard you'll wish I threw you off the train! :angry::devil:

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Cool it fellas. We don't want to break into an argument. We're all in this together, like a big, happy family! :pir-wub:

*throws up out the side of the train :sick: * :grin:

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Hey, you! Why dont you just shut the hell up or I'll kick your @$$ so hard you'll wish I threw you off the train! :angry::devil:

Dude, stop acting like your buff. I bet you couldn't beat Miz Chamberlain in fight. :hmpf_bad:

And Max, are you feeling okay?

Darth, this is all in the spirit of fun. :grin:

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Dude, stop acting like your buff. I bet you couldn't beat Miz Chamberlain in fight. :hmpf_bad:

And Max, are you feeling okay?

Darth, this is all in the spirit of fun. :grin:

Uhhh.. not really. :laugh::wacko::tongue: But seriously shut up! or i will kick your @$$ :hmpf::devil:

(OOC: I know :tongue: )

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In the darkness, some scuffling noise can be heard, followed by whispering, and then laughter.

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Someone or something just touched my lower right leg... :look:

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Did it feel like a Johnson Rod? :laugh:

The train approaches the end of the tunnel and as daylight shines in, Jethro can be seen with a cord wrapped around Eleanor's neck.

The train exits the tunnel, and Jethro stands up to pull the cord tighter around Eleanor's neck.

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Steve climbs out of the drivers cab to karate chop Jethro. CHOP! Jethro loosens the grip on Eleanor's neck. Eleanor kicks Jethro in the Johnson Rod. POW! :oh:

Just before Steve does a Karate Kid crows kick to Jethro's face, Jethro backhands Eleanor. PUNCH!

Steve's kick causes Jethro to loose his balance before he falls from the train landing on the forest ground below. Everyone looks down quickly realizing that he has landed on some sort of wooden stake trap.

Jethro has been impaled. :skull:

The train continues to speed up as it makes it's way down the hill...

(Eleanor substains 2 Life Points damage from the attempted strangling)

Edited by TheBonester

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The train exits the tunnel, and Jethro stands up to pull the cord tighter around Eleanor's neck.

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I think we've just received a subtle clue as to who's on the Town Council.

Jethro, what's your deal? What does it matter to you if we leave???

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I think we've just received a subtle clue as to who's on the Town Council.

Jethro, what's your deal? What does it matter to you if we leave???

Uhh he's already quite awhile back :tongue: and... kindof dead. Still think Im bluffing pete? :tongue:

You alright Eleanor?

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Aaargh, not my neck again! *holds her hands on her throat*

Good thing we got rid of that raving lunatic. Now I will just sit here with my back against the wall and my gun on my hand, and I swear I will shoot anyone who approaches me in the groin! :angry:

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If he isn't dead already, I'd like to shoot Jethro. Actually, I'd like to shoot him anyway, thanks. :devil:

and I swear I will shoot anyone who approaches me in the groin! :angry:

What if they don't approach you in the groin? :laugh:

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Aaargh, not my neck again! *holds her hands on her throat*

Good thing we got rid of that raving lunatic. Now I will just sit here with my back against the wall and my gun on my hand, and I swear I will shoot anyone who approaches me in the groin! :angry:

Only if they approach you in the groin? :laugh:

Edit: Damn it! :tongue: Shadows beat me to it. :cry_sad:

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