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Tournament of Retribution

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Thanks Captain Blue Hair, now some of our troops will return home skinny, sadly

for your men, they will have the remains of their brains blown out. :cannon:

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Thanks Captain Blue Hair, now some of our troops will return home skinny, sadly

for your men, they will have the remains of their brains blown out. :cannon:

-Snip-

This will be eaasy :pir-devil:

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Wait, your holding the gun up to a Woman! Very low (Even pirates wont stoop that low)

Edited by Emperor Claudius Rome

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*huh* Your obviously missing the subtilties of Captain Blue Balls there being captured with a hooker!

Ahh, I see! Would'nt that most likely appear at a Inn or someplace like that? :pir-look:

Edited by Emperor Claudius Rome

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During the Hundred-Thousandth Battle between Bluecoats and Redcoats, Captain Stash decided it was time to unload the Bluecoats newest weapon, The Lil' Buddy. The Lil' Buddy was a great success, except no one expected the battle to rage on for so long. The Bluecoats actually ran out of ammo for their new weapon. Being a great problem solver, he came up with an amazing idea! Due to the lack of ammo for the Lil' Buddy and an overabundance of Redcoat prisoners, Captain Stash once again saved the day!

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Oh very nice Blue team! Love the concept, nicely done. Judges are taking notes.

That chrome BA accessory is amazing. :wub: Did I mention I'm open for bribery? :devil:

Also a valiant effort from the redcoats, let's see what they have for us next!

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Did I mention I'm open for bribery? :devil:

Doesent all judges say they are? :hmpf:

Anyways, once these bloody redcoats post theres you shall feast your eyes on the humiliation mine will have!

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Doesent all judges say they are? :hmpf:

Only the really good and influential ones. :wink:

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How did you save the day by shooting your prisoners back at us?

Firstly it would hurt anyone.

Secondly, your giving us more men to destroy you with!

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Only the really good and influential ones. :wink:

*the ghost of Adam floats by*

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How did you save the day by shooting your prisoners back at us?

Firstly it would hurt anyone.

Secondly, your giving us more men to destroy you with!

It would huh? how will it give you more men then?

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It would huh? how will it give you more men then?

Because it would hurt not kill.

We do have a brand spanking new thing, Its amazing. Its called a "Doctor"! :pir-hmpf_bad:

I know it sounds crazy doesn't it, Dont think they are going to catch on...Stupid Bluecoats... :pir-grin:

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Because it would hurt not kill.

We do have a brand spanking new thing, Its amazing. Its called a "Doctor"! :pir-hmpf_bad:

I know it sounds crazy doesn't it, Dont think they are going to catch on...Stupid Bluecoats... :pir-grin:

Funny! :pir-laugh: I can't wait to see your entry tommorow.

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Funny! :pir-laugh: I can't wait to see your entry tommorow.

Tomorrow...Damn, I nearly forgot, Good thing I made it a few days ago! :pir_laugh2:

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With the sheer amount of powder used to propel an object out of that cannon, the human cannonball would be deaf and bleeding from every hole in his head. Oh yeah, he would be dead, because air pressure is a very powerful thing. Besides that, when he hits the ground, he's gonna have more than one broken bone, but I figured Redcoats would realize that. Sorry, I'll be sure to be more detailed on the next one!

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