Zorro

Tournament of Retribution

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It would be against the rules in this contest since your a participant. :thumbup:

Boy you must have a big red billboard in front of your face. :pir-sceptic:

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It would be against the rules in this contest since your a participant. :thumbup:

Oh no! Oh no! Joey! You committed a GRAVE error!

YOU USED "YOUR" INSTEAD OF "YOU'RE"!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A FOOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Super

P.S. I think that was a pretty good impression of you, eh?

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Oh no! Oh no! Joey! You committed a GRAVE error!

YOU USED "YOUR" INSTEAD OF "YOU'RE"!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A FOOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Super

P.S. I think that was a pretty good impression of you, eh?

Thats actually a pretty good impression except for all the "HAHAHAHA, WHAT A FOOL" because ive didn't call anyone a fool or laugh extremely hard at someone.

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Thats actually a pretty good impression except for all the "HAHAHAHA, WHAT A FOOL" because ive didn't call anyone a fool or laugh extremely hard at someone.

Oh no, another error. And that for a real English person. :pir-hmpf_bad::pir-tongue:

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Oh no, another error. And that for a real English person. :pir-hmpf_bad::pir-tongue:

Have you ever been to England nowheredays? No one speaks true English anymore.

Ill give you a little country quiz:

1. What does Apples and Pears mean?

2. What does Barnet-Fair mean? (Got something to do with you)

3. What does Bird-lime mean?

4. What does Lath-and-plaster mean?

5. What does Hampton Wick mean?

6. What does Hampstead Heath mean?

7. What does Khyber pass mean? (What someone may call you :pir-grin: )

Once you finished those without using the internet, come back to me. :thumbup:

Edited by Joey Lock

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Have you ever been to England nowheredays? No one speaks true English anymore.

Ill give you a little country quiz:

1. What does Apples and Pears mean?

2. What does Barnet-Fair mean? (Got something to do with you)

3. What does Bird-lime mean?

4. What does Lath-and-plaster mean?

5. What does Hampton Wick mean?

6. What does Hampstead Heath mean?

7. What does Khyber pass mean? (What someone may call you :pir-grin: )

Once you finished those without using the internet, come back to me. :thumbup:

It's nowadays. :pir-tongue:

And it isn't about if i know, this was about you, dear old chap.

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OK children. I am older than both of you and its time for a time out :grin:

Seioursly though...Admiral B just posted a MOC of a guy trying to get it on with a horse and you two just go on with your fued like it didn't even happen. That is what I call focus and dedication! Possibly boardering on the sick and creepy though...I am not sure what is sicker...your fued or the last MOC...though I am pretty sure its the guy who came up with the the redcoat on horse idea. :pir-laugh:

Finally...Is anyone keeping count? I am pretty sure the Bluecoats have killed, tortured or injured more horses in their MOC's than they have redcoats...What's up with that? :pir-cry_sad:

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It's nowadays. :pir-tongue:

And it isn't about if i know, this was about you, dear old chap.

Just answer the questions. :pir_laugh2:

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Please don't answer the questions and just keep it to MOCs. This is actually getting real old now Joey.

-Martin

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Please don't answer the questions and just keep it to MOCs. This is actually getting real old now Joey.

-Martin

You can talk. :pir-hmpf_bad:

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He was unarmed, he ran away like the little b*&^h most redcoats are.

That's why he ripped the turny thing off and pegged that bluecoat fool. You can't honestly say that a redcoat with facial hair would be scared of a bluecoat with a wimpy face like this :classic:

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Stop talking, keep on shooting!

I have a special surprice for the blue pest this evening...

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Best Regards,

JanSued

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:pir_mad: So the redcoats are cannibals...interesting...doesn't surprise me

original idea, 1 image can say just as much as 4 :pir-classic:

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First I have to say that this is a late entry, it should be postet Monday, but I'm way out of schedule. So no matter if you gimmi points or not - just enjoy (if you are a redcoat).

This is the Bluecoat Barbecue:

After reading the sign, the bluecoats were so exited about the party, they immeadetly went for it. Everybody.

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Because of their very special navigation abilities, the have to hold hands to not get lost ...

The party was arranged to meet all the bluecoat needs: Snails, snakes and rats as much as you can eat, cheap wine, Export Beer,

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and high level cultural programm - for bluecoats

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As we forseen it, things went wild.

At the moment the Admiral declared his deep love to a fish, the showgirls sneaked away..

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Some bluecoats gave the snails guts back to mother nature,

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Sergeant Doofus had too much from everything and couldn't move one inch.

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The General and the Captain doing something - eh, eh - very special fun, while another Bluecoat - eh, errrr- holds a Wiener.

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At this moment, TUEV attacked to whipe out this perverted scum.

While the Admiral suffocated from a French Kiss with a Hering and another soldier died from aspirating snail guts, "Whitch" performed her first Bluecoat Sushi,

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Boom made a Schaschlik from a guy who said something about her - normally nearly invisible - beard and used him to smash another big mouth.

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Finally, Trigger used her newly developed flamethrower to stop the ill-minded and totally perverted officers from their strange and unnatural behavior. And she cooked the guy with the -err, eeer - Wiener in his hands..

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Redcoats, I hope you liked it. Bluecoats, I hope you hate it ;-)

If Zorro wants to, we will see us in the next round....

Regards, JanSued

TUEV - Chief of Operations

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WOW. That was very funny and cool how you used some new ideas (pot belly guy and sushi dice). You didn't pull any punches with this one! Well done!

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Man! The Ninja slice is awesome! :pir_laugh2:

This is going to get those Bluecoats on the run! :thumbup:

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REVENGE!

SO here I go:

My good friends General Armendariz and Captain Blackmoor came visiting me today, so I had to do something special. I always have a lot of Redcoats in the cargo hold so I decided to do something with them.

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Take that you scurvy dogs!

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Hehe, sweet revenge! Take that you pesky Redcoats!

Thanks for having a great time upon your ship. Next time you are my guest. :pir-wink:

Of course I have some Reddies ready to be screwed up! :pir-skull:

And I still like how your torso turned out... :thumbup:

We're almos twins there. :pir-grin: But gosh, what an amazing day we had!

Edited by Cap'n Blackmoor

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KABOOM, i love exploding redcoats on a sunny afternoon, well done Y! :thumbup:

And with that, team Blue thunder is ready for the voting, not missing one entry, not losing any points to the lack of organization skills. :pir-sweet:

I am proud of my team! :thumbup:

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Yes, yes yes O' dear Captain Blue Hair. You are the most confident leader of all. :pir_laugh2:

Seriously though, I think your team has done a great job with their entries. I wish you all the best at the voting! :thumbup:

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Yes, yes yes O' dear Captain Blue Hair. You are the most confident leader of all. :pir_laugh2:

Seriously though, I think your team has done a great job with their entries. I wish you all the best at the voting! :thumbup:

Where was I in that MOC?

And at least the Redcoats died for a cause instead of being tortured as prisoners of war. :thumbup:

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