DoubleT Posted November 8, 2005 Quick Wizard Jokes....... Q. Why did the mummie sing on stage? A. He wanted to be a wrap star! Q. What did the ghost cook for dessert? A. Booberry pie Q. Why don Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonfett Posted November 8, 2005 Q. What do you find at the end of everything?A. The letter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted November 8, 2005 Well if people smile in the end... all is good............bad or joke alike ;) *twisted* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
languages Posted November 8, 2005 :^D I died from the hilarity........then I remembered Batman was coming out so now I built a new body out of lego.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lost Viking Posted November 8, 2005 lol, very... interesting jokes thankyou TT :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted November 8, 2005 *satis* he he.. it was worth a try..... *twisted* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwingyoda Posted November 8, 2005 I think my wizard Yoda should invente a potion to make TT funny !!! :D :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vader Posted November 8, 2005 A career in comedy dosent await you my friend :-D ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted November 8, 2005 Heeeey be nice or you will be modded *twisted* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahgarak Posted November 9, 2005 Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?A. His other fang. :^D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aredhel Posted November 19, 2005 Some nice jokes, indeed! A career in comedy dosent await you my friend :-DÂ ;) I agree with vader316, you do not have a career as comedian! *bad luck* :'( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted November 19, 2005 Hmmmm nicely said.................... :'( And just want to make clear theese jokes aint mine..... A joke works if it puts a smile on your face..... and i think they did.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwingyoda Posted November 19, 2005 Are you taken for the new show "comic academy" :D :P ???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleT Posted November 19, 2005 tsk tsk...................... nope from www.emmaempire.net Be nice...... 8-| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwingyoda Posted November 22, 2005 Since TT is not posting anymore hilarious jokes, I shall do my best to entertain you all :P ;) There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad." If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count! Where did the witch get her furniture? From the ideal gnome exhibition! What's the witches favourite pop group? Broomski Beat! What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside? A witch dressed as a cucumber! How can you tell when a witch is really ugly? When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes! Don't worry there are plenty more to come :D :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites