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Harry Potter 05: Wizard Jokes..

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Quick Wizard Jokes.......

Q. Why did the mummie sing on stage?

A. He wanted to be a wrap star!

Q. What did the ghost cook for dessert?

A. Booberry pie

Q. Why don

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Q. What do you find at the end of everything?

A. The letter

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Well if people smile in the end... all is good............bad or joke alike ;) *twisted*

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:^D I died from the hilarity........then I remembered Batman was coming out so now I built a new body out of lego....

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*satis* he he.. it was worth a try..... *twisted*

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Heeeey be nice or you will be modded *twisted*

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Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?

A. His other fang.

:^D

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Some nice jokes, indeed!

A career in comedy dosent await you my friend :-D  ;)

I agree with vader316, you do not have a career as comedian! *bad luck* :'(

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Hmmmm nicely said.................... :'(

And just want to make clear theese jokes aint mine..... A joke works if it puts a smile on your face..... and i think they did..

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Since TT is not posting anymore hilarious jokes, I shall do my best to entertain you all :P ;)

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?

Out for the count!

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What's the witches favourite pop group?

Broomski Beat!

What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?

A witch dressed as a cucumber!

How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?

When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!

Don't worry there are plenty more to come :D :P

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