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Mystery Ship: Part 4

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Part Four: Mysterious Cargo

The night's tide caused the Sea Ghost to sway and rock under the fog covered moon. Jim Doohan and Jack Tupp decided to take turns working on the engine repair, as the damage was quite extensive. From the Steering Room, the reluctant crew decided that they would walk outside together to the open air and search the mysterious cargo aboard the ship.

A freightened Manny kept repeating, Criatura del Profundo, Criatura del Profundo... as the fog became so thick that none of the crew could see one another. Despite the dense fog, and the black open sea beyond, the air was warm and moist. The feeling was like an evil pulling them closer to the cargo... closer... closer... Demons and horrible thoughts possessed their minds as every step became more difficult.

What would they find?

What evil dwelled within the cargo hold? *skull*

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*fart*

Sorry, :-$ fear makes me gassy...so does sushi.

*slosh*

Sorry, fear makes me sloshy too.

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Whack* Owww! I ran into the wall! And it's cold!

*Go eat chili. It will warm you up.[/b]

No it'll be cold chili! I don't like chili!

Do it

No! I'm not listening!

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*fart*

Sorry, :-$ fear makes me gassy...so does sushi.

*slosh*

Sorry, fear makes me sloshy too.

Geez, what doesn't make you gassy or sloshy? :-| I think she's full, captain...she canna' handle any moar

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Bennie, what's wrong with you there? Are you talking to yourself?

Yes, he is!

Oh, that's not good.

No, it isn't. We should lock him up in the cargo hold!

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bonk...bonk...bonk...

AAh! It's the noise again! AAH! I don't wanna be knocked out!

*Looks up and sees a knotted rope knocking into skull plate*

D'oh! oops. It's all good.

Edited by Mr. Mandalorian

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Geno! Grab that rope and help me tie up Mr. Poking-Around-the-Cargo here. You're in security, you can make a lasso, right?

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Bennie, what's wrong with you there? Are you talking to yourself?

Yes, he is!

Oh, that's not good.

No, it isn't. We should lock him up in the cargo hold!

It's the plate! It's the plate! It talks to me sometimes! I'm a good guy!

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Hold still while I tie you up. Bunny goes over the hill and through into the cave, over the hill again and under a branch...

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Hold still while I tie you up. Bunny goes over the hill and through into the cave, over the hill again and under a branch...

While he is tied up, can I shave him? Nothing like a bit of humillation to bring someone back to reality. ..ahhh that takes me back, good times, good times... .... on the other hand I could just hammer him... :'-)

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Yes and I'll draw on him with markers and tickle torture his feet. :-D :-D :-D :-D

8-| Wait, you mean hit him with a hammer, right?

Why did we tie him up again?

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8-| Wait, you mean hit him with a hammer, right?

Only if it's OK with you Capt'n.

Why did we tie him up again?

Dunno, I'm just going with the flow. :-$

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Hammer him all you want, it just can mean something different in the States, where I'm from. But, to each his own. Hammer away...

I think I tied him up because he was talking to himself, therefore he's clearly been possessed by the Creature From the Deep. Let's drink to tying him up.

I'll sing an appropriate song to celebrate:

"It's poetry in motion

She turned her tender eyes to me

As deep as any ocean

As sweet as any harmony

Mmm - but she blinded me with science

"She blinded me with science!"

And failed me in biology"

Nice. I just wrote "doofus" on his forehead. :-D :-D :-D

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Despite the demons that cause the Captain and Scotty to want to tie up and tickle feet torture Bennie >:-) , you realize the fog is just too dense to see even six inches in front of you, plus rope would be virtually impossible to find in the thick fog. Bennie is safe for you, but beware the Captain and Scotty once you make it back into the lighted rooms within the ship...

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The fog and rocky boat are making me sick. I think I'm hallucinating. Didn't I just write "Doofus" on someone's forehead? I thought I did. Excuse me while I peuk over the edge... :-X

I'll need more whiskey soon, Scotty. Just making room for more...

:-X :-X :-X

"You really don't remember

Was it something that he said

Are the voices in your head

Calling, Gloria"

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Hammer him all you want, it just can mean something different in the States, where I'm from. But, to each his own. Hammer away...

Ooops. :-$ Naw, I'm no Yank. When I say hammer, I mean hammer. But I think I just need to find another outlet. Drink?

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*sweet* *sweet* *sweet*

Yes please. Where are you? I can't see anything. I can't see six inches in front of me! 8-|

Scotty? Scotty? Don't play games please. Scotty? I'd like to have a whiskey. Where'd you go? Whiskey?

OTTO? MANNY?

Bennie? Sorry about the hallucination shaving...

Nerd?

Anybody?

Is anyone there? The fog is so thick!

*bump*

I ran into something. I hope it's the door back inside.

*feels around*

It's a container. I hope this isn't the evil cargo...

*slosh*

Oh no! I think I sloshed myself again...but my pants are dry. What was that?

Is someone there?

:'-(

"Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'

If everybody wants you

Why isn't anybody callin'

You don't have to answer

Leave them hangin' on the line

Oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria"

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It's a container. I hope this isn't the evil cargo...

Oh Capt'n, seeing you are the Capt'n and all, do you know what we are carrying?

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No. Only Stinky know. :'-) I'm so glad to see you. Can I have some whiskey?

Shhhh! Do you hear something? :'-(

Sing a verse of Gloria with me? :'-( please

"Gloria (Gloria)

I think they got your number

(Gloria)

I think they got the alias

(Gloria)..."

Go on...sing with me... :'-)

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No. Only Stinky know. :'-) I'm so glad to see you. Can I have some whiskey?

Can we open it Capt'n? There might be Whiskey in there

Go on...sing with me... :'-)

OK....

But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?

Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down?

Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?

Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?

Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon...

Can we open one now Capt'n?

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Thanks :'-) Don't believe it's coming back soon. Mmmm, that's good lyric!

I want to know what's in it. But I'm scared :'-(

Maybe we should go in and get a crowbar and a hammer. Then maybe we can wait for the fog to clear up a little bit before we come back out and see what we open.

*slosh* *slosh*

My pants are still dry, what keeps making that noise?

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My pants are still dry, what keeps making that noise?

Well don't be accusing me; the last time I sloshed my pants was when we were in Bangkok. Seven women I could handle, but I really shouldn't of ate their food! :-X I had the runs for weeks, remember Capt'n! Oh, how we laughed! :-D

I've got a crowbar right here Capt'n, and you know I hate being without me hammer...

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Well don't be accusing me; the last time I sloshed my pants was when we were in Bangkok. Seven women I could handle, but I really shouldn't of ate their food! :-X I had the runs for weeks, remember Capt'n! Oh, how we laughed! :-D

I've got a crowbar right here Capt'n, and you know I hate being without me hammer...

I remember Bangkok. That was a fun dance.

I feel an evil presence... 8-|

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